What’s Snake been up to?

Posted on April 23, 2011 by big jonny

Yeah, inquiring minds want to know. Or, something.

He gets up and starts riding. He’s what they call a “mile-eater.”

You ride behind that fucking thing for a few hours a few times a week. You’ll be a man of iron. Just like Snake.

Then he goes home, showers up, eats lunch, and throws some lead down range.

This is Arizona, after all. Boom-boom fire-stick country. We’re just like those folks up in Wasilla. Except we wear lycar and eat nails for breakfast.

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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8 Replies to “What’s Snake been up to?”

mikey on April 23, 2011 at 9:12 am said:

If you look closely at that first photo, you can see Snake’s face reflected in the back of the moto dude’s helmet. Jarly!
bikesgonewild on April 23, 2011 at 12:07 pm said:

…i like the trucker mudflap thingy on the back…‘keep your eye on the prize’…
Andy on April 23, 2011 at 1:58 pm said:

one of the best posts in recent memory.
Andy on April 23, 2011 at 2:00 pm said:

short, hard, and sharp. three adjectives that can also describe snake.
littlejar on April 23, 2011 at 6:55 pm said:

Don’t need no motorcycle noise and stink in front a me to eat lots of miles.
yurib on April 23, 2011 at 10:22 pm said:

yuri likes this and wasilla is filled with pussies. or in this case is it pussys?
hugo stiglitz on April 23, 2011 at 11:01 pm said:

Littlejar. why must you always piss into the wind. hush.
bikepunk on April 23, 2011 at 11:55 pm said:

Yurib : the correct pluralisation of anything ending in ‘-y’ is to change it to ‘-ies’. Pussies is correct. You’re welcome. This ends todays grammar lesson. Be sure to finish your book reports and hand them in before spring break, or you will receive no higher than a ‘C’ grade for the semester.