Andrei Tchmil was a baller. Straight baller. I could have selected a photo of him from 1994 Roubaix, covered in mud, dealing out the hurt. But, I went with this one from the 2000 Tour of Flanders instead. I remember when he took this win – it was huge. He held them off. He held them all off.
Go ahead, ask youself: What would Tchmil do?
He’d put it straight in the gutter and he’d fucking rail it. That’s what Tchmil would do. He is a man of iron.
Source: www.grahamwatson.com.
Look at that face. You think he wants it? You’re god damn right he wants it. No wonder he complains about Filippo Pozzato being soft. That fucking jerk-off with his fucking jerk-off mustache and fucking jerk-off back tattoo looks like he belongs on the Jersey Shore. Tchmil is trying to hire on Mario Cipollini to take out the slack over at Katusha. We’ll see how that works out.
A face shaped by countless days of windswept roads, frigid rain, and taking scalps over cow shit covered roads… A breakfast bowl of nails is too soft for that guy.
“looks like he belongs on the Jersey Shore”
THAT’s not fair
Techmil’s a dick, dropping everyone like that.
Not to take anything away from Tchmil (for how could I?), but:
What does it take for Duclos-LaSalle to get some air-time love?
Rev, it just takes time. I’ve been putting together a few ideas for “straight baller” posts, and believe me, his name has come up. Dude was a baller!
Ditto to it all. Tchmil is my Santa Claus.
Jens has a poster of Andrei Tchmil on his wall…
At least Tchmil doesn’t have to manage Pellizotti. This pic is worthy of a Caption This post. Baller he may be but there’s very little that is straight.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/photos/pellizotti-criticises-double-standards-between-treatment-of-cyclists-and-footballers/141209
Winning Flanders at 37 is more than Jensian.
But… racing with a heart monitor and cycle computer is not!
“My name is Andrei Tchmil and I choose Campagnolo.”
Damn Right Tchmil was a hard man that makes the new kids like FP look like posers
…gnome…he did offer them a rear wheel as he went by…
..mm…nice…
I’d fuck Snookie…
Only a badass could wear a helmet like that.
Only a douchebag would have a tattoo like that.
I often ask as a back up question “What would Tschmil do?” I lived in Moldova from 97-99. I would often see a group of hard faced kids hammering away on their Iranian made velocipeds. What made them tougher were the roads they road on, made the pave look like a cake walk. Now throw in some dogs chasing them and drunks stumbling around, you had some real sprints!!! He became the minister of sports for Republica Moldova. Ce face Andrea? Thanks for posting something about this hard man. The Lord appreciates. John 3:12
It’s amazing how deep in the cave you can go when you’re doped to the gills. You may see titanium testes, I see a dog in a hat. Just sayin, but you know I’m right. I’ll still tip a pint and say ‘good on ya maite’ for not getting caught.
Cipo bugs the living shit out of me. Really.
But that fucker can riiiiiide.
I’ve made plenty of sport out of Cipo over the years. And you know what, I miss that guy. He was completely over the top. He was outrageous. I miss that. Look for him in a Straight Baller post soon.
These straight baller posts are the ‘nads. Keep ’em coming.
@bp— i was the same way with cipo until he wore that Aqua e Sapone zebra-stripe skinsuit to a Giro TT. Nothing to do but stand up and salute that shit.
It’s like I’m looking in a mirror while having sex
@Loren, about that… http://www.viceland.com/blogs/en/2010/11/05/pool-noodle-girlfriend/
I clearly should have added a qualifier.
Don’t forget Sean Kelly….I’d say he’s a baller…
http://www.bobkestrut.com/images/1984Kelly_Liege.jpg
Yep. And Hampsten.
Mikey, Sean Kelly is still balling I might add. At one of the sportives here in Ireland, the Wicklow 200, Mr. Kelly’s group has rumbled past me like a freight train a few times. Getting dropped was nearly an honor.