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Tour de Fat went off down in Tempe, Arizona yesterday. I was a hundred miles away. Appears a good time was had by all. Even grown men in ape suits who write for drunkcyclist.

From: Dirty Biker
Subject: whoops
something you don’t see every day: a dude in an ape suit getting kicked out of tour de fat.

Rentacop Jock Douchebags

The man makes me nothing but proud. Go forth and conquer, young lion.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

19 thoughts on “Whoops

  1. via a txt last night: “ape’in’ ain’t easy…..but it’s fun!” Dirty Biker ain’t no half steppin’ with Dirty around

  2. …oh sure…i contribute to the “ape fairness defense fund” only to find out later that that ‘dirty ape’ was fondling the bananas @ the ‘refuel station’

    …i went through this w/ landis…

  3. Its a sickness, and sad really, a primal instinct, a deep inner love for ones own banana. All caused by excessive doping.

    – but who better as a correspondent for DC.

    Keep it up, hope to see the ape suit back again.

  4. “Alkyhaul management?” Fuck, I bet my kidneys, bladder and liver have forgotten more than both those dipshit rentacops together will ever know.

  5. What, did they think the ape was DOPING??!! Or maybe ten thousand times worse from … FLAGSTAFF!!!! Aghhhhhhhh!!!! Maybe the ape was too gritty, raw or real for a sleepy little fort collins brewery fest to accept. In a big metropolan of lust and greed. What a totally awesome venue for a sleepy little brewery to hold its festival in. fitting.