Whoops

Posted on October 10, 2010 by big jonny

Tour de Fat went off down in Tempe, Arizona yesterday. I was a hundred miles away. Appears a good time was had by all. Even grown men in ape suits who write for drunkcyclist.

From: Dirty Biker
Subject: whoops
something you don’t see every day: a dude in an ape suit getting kicked out of tour de fat.

The man makes me nothing but proud. Go forth and conquer, young lion.

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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19 Replies to “Whoops”

reverend dick on October 10, 2010 at 8:18 am said:

It’s sad, really.
TripleF on October 10, 2010 at 8:21 am said:

EMT’s escort an unnamed person to the ER for surgical removal of a banana. More at 11.
Gnome on October 10, 2010 at 8:52 am said:

Tour de Fat is to be taken very seriously.
brian on October 10, 2010 at 9:14 am said:

god damn beautiful!
bobejin on October 10, 2010 at 9:14 am said:

via a txt last night: “ape’in’ ain’t easy…..but it’s fun!” Dirty Biker ain’t no half steppin’ with Dirty around
nyhc00 on October 10, 2010 at 9:24 am said:

That ape suit has paid for itself several times over.
Angry Buddhist on October 10, 2010 at 9:34 am said:

Can you possibly imagine the SMELL inside the ape suit?
mikey on October 10, 2010 at 10:29 am said:

very serious. i had no idea.
bikesgonewild on October 10, 2010 at 12:30 pm said:

…oh sure…i contribute to the “ape fairness defense fund” only to find out later that that ‘dirty ape’ was fondling the bananas @ the ‘refuel station’…

…i went through this w/ landis…
HUMPTY on October 10, 2010 at 1:08 pm said:

tis a thing of beauty….to behold
littlejar on October 10, 2010 at 4:10 pm said:

A hundred miles away… what? You mean the other side of Phoenix?
Patrick O'Grady on October 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm said:

Looks like racial profiling to me. Oh, sure, they’ll tell you they treat all primates equally … but they lie.
Lloyd Bonified on October 10, 2010 at 7:46 pm said:

Its a sickness, and sad really, a primal instinct, a deep inner love for ones own banana. All caused by excessive doping.

– but who better as a correspondent for DC.

Keep it up, hope to see the ape suit back again.
idiot circus on October 10, 2010 at 7:57 pm said:

doing the job the feds wont
racer on October 11, 2010 at 3:14 pm said:

rent a cop shirts read “Alcohol Management Team”
joetheelectrician on October 11, 2010 at 4:09 pm said:

“Alkyhaul management?” Fuck, I bet my kidneys, bladder and liver have forgotten more than both those dipshit rentacops together will ever know.
Husky Midget on October 14, 2010 at 3:03 pm said:

What, did they think the ape was DOPING??!! Or maybe ten thousand times worse from … FLAGSTAFF!!!! Aghhhhhhhh!!!! Maybe the ape was too gritty, raw or real for a sleepy little fort collins brewery fest to accept. In a big metropolan of lust and greed. What a totally awesome venue for a sleepy little brewery to hold its festival in. fitting.
Harp Seal on November 10, 2010 at 2:06 am said:

I have banana’s send the dood my way
Harp Seal on November 10, 2010 at 2:07 am said:

….. and yes I am a guy, this ape suit dood is cute!!!! I want just one night.