The Athletic Rooster.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestmailby feather

From: Mikey
Now that le Tour is on, I’m rocking Le Coq Sportif on the stem of the Trophy BIke. I’ve got 220 miles so far this week and Le Coq has led the way on all of them. When the zip tie slides down towards the steerer, I complain that my cock ring keeps slipping. Ha!

Le Coq Sportif
Le Coq Sportif
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestmailby feather

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

18 Replies to “The Athletic Rooster.”

  1. i have a funny story that should make you squirm. my x from years back once got a cock ring stuck on his dick (i wasn’t his girf yet). he had to go to the hospital while his dick turned purple. they had to cut that thing off with BOLT CUTTERS.

  2. That brings back mammaries…my very first set of padded shorts was Le Coq Sportif.

    Judi – your ex was spared from Darwin’s call.

  3. and on really fast descents, Le Coq’s rubbery neck folds sideways in the wind, so I’m choking my chicken. God, I crack me up.

  4. re. Judi’s story: I have a family friend who was an ER doc for 30+ years and from the stories he’s told, that sort of thing happens more often than you would think. The creativity of what people think would make a good cock ring is also amazing… The outer race for an automobile wheel bearing, for instance…

  5. And since when do you have to go to a hospital for bolt cutters? And why didn’t he just let it get soft?? You’d think…. no, that can’t happen.

  6. …this is an improvement…

    …the couple a’ rides mikey & i did together, he was wearing that rubber chicken in his lycra shorts…

    …all my cycling-chick friends keep sayin’ “hey bgw…would you pass my phone number to yer pal mikey ???…i wanna invite him over for chicken dinner”

  7. The cock ring story reminds me of a similar incident I was told about a guy putting his dick into one of those cement filled plastic weights, then when it swelled he couldn’t get it off. Dunno if he was trying to stretch the wrinkles out or what, but he had to visit the ER with the weight attached. Didn’t hear how they took it off.

    Is Big Jonny riding a Scott? or using the carbon spacer?

  8. Big Jonny rides whatever he wants, I ride a Scott. I love le Coq jokes, you guys are giving me ammo to make my cycling buddies even more annoyed than they already are. Vive le Coq!

  9. and I snuck up real quiet on this pretty young gal on the towpath today, and when she saw my cock, she got the most amazed expression on her face.

    I’ll be here all week. Remember to tip your server.

  10. …are you kidding ???…the quality of those jokes made my “server” crash like, well, the lance-ster on today’s stage…

    …just sayin’…

  11. “looks like as long as you’re riding, you’re stuck behind a pent-up cock.

    Mr. Hawk— how is this in any way different than my daily existence? Please advise.