Nice Rack.

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In case you’ve ever wondered how the owner of High Wheeler gets that aged contraption from point A to point B without the best roof rack awnings he can find to strap it to.. Instead of, you know, riding the damn thing.

From: Bill S.
Subject: P-Far Man…

… has a bike rack.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

8 Replies to “Nice Rack.”

  3. If you are in Denver. This guy shows up everywhere. He’s like an urban legend.

  5. Another story about the P-far man. Memorial day sunday, my Denver Art Museum friends and I are hanging out in the park and along comes Dude on his P-far. We all take turns riding it around the park, and Dude is being super cool. when My friend Daniel dismounts the bike he misses the peg with his left foot and scrapes his leg seriously on the peg. What’s awesome about the peg is that it’s serrated and pointed. So, the peg cuts through Daniels leg like a mellon baller leaving a 3 inch by 1 inch gash. Flesh and skin and hair was left on the peg. Blood, gore, and a trip to the hospital left Daniel with a bunch of stitches and some awesome painkillers.
    So the moral of the story is: If you want cool drugs, You should fall off a P-far.
    the end

  6. how the hell do you high-five a dude on a penny farthing? You have to be like eleven feet tall.

  7. I-70 and Harlan I used to work at the service station on the other side in High school. Holy shit I miss Colorado, Washington DC you suck, and east coast can suck it.