About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

12 Replies to “Surfing the back of the bunch.”

  1. Disgusting, sexist, misogynistic, puerile, sophomoric!  This post is exploiting women. Big Jonny, this post has no redeeming value whatsoever. Excellent. Keep up the good work! Wheelsucking is a very, very good thing.
    I got so worked up over this I dumped the big jar of baby oil and petroleum all over the keyboard.

  2. tony, even *I* like to see a little ass on DC. be a big boy and just ignore it if you don’t want to look.

  3. I would draft that whole ride, until i had to pull over and take care of business

  4. Damn, that curiously reversed brake caliper is just ruining the whole thing for me.

  5. …hope the chick in the middle of  ‘the peloton’ got sanctioned & fined for an improper kit…

  6. Racing, my ass!  I mean, their asses.  They ain’t racing.  And damn, I wouldn’t be either.  And if it was a race – here’s the downside:  You might be riding behind ’em, but you ain’t going to be riding any of them being DFL.

  7. @ art: You are that guy. Congrats. You are king obsesessive for the day.

  8. For those who did NOT see the brake calipers…you are confirmed Sex Addicts.
    Please report to the infirmary for cleansing!!

  9. okay…without looking…who can tell me the color of the middle bike?
    anyone?! anyone?!

  10. i want to be re-incarnated as a bike seat.

    though with my luck, i’d end up on one of bj’s bikes.

    never mind.