Cue up the Link Dump and break out the Good Whiskey

Another Sunday in the library. With a cold. And a bad attitude. Hopefully someone out there is riding a bicycle today. For I certainly am not.

When I go home, It’ll be tea and whiskey on the couch. Yes, I have caught the dreaded cold. It is, after all, the cold and flu season. Boy, am I hungry. Good thing I live off of little more than anger and caffeine, two things I have in abundance. Who needs food when you’ve got a big plate of self doubt and a glass teeming with shut the fuck up? Fear not, dear reader, I shall be as fat and miserably out of shape as ever once I clear this. The bike can wait.

And, you know what, she always does.

Link dump:

It’s decorative gourd season, motherfuckers
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Bike rental FAIL.
In the heart of Zion once grew a thing of evil.
The recession hits porn.
In Philadelphia, Heroes With a Lunch Pail.
Nothing Fancy in Philadelphia, but Still Hallowed Sports Ground .

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 Replies to “Cue up the Link Dump and break out the Good Whiskey”

  1. Only in Provo. That plant was no more than a mile from my office. And damn close to BYU’s campus. Probably planted by their football team.

  2. fuckin’ mos. That’s ditch weed. A nugget of BC Bud the size of your pinky fingernail has more “active ingredient” than that entire plant.