Not only does VDB have a posse (see: here), but he also has an honest to goodness win under his belt as well. Not so sure about the whole honest part, but whatever. Equal weapons, equal wins. Kinda makes me wish ‘ol Lance would man up and quit lyin’.
The 34-year-old Vandenbroucke won Saturday’s 15km time trial and grabbed the overall leader’s jersey at La Boucle de l’Artois, a second-division French race.
Read more: velonews.com
Will wonders ever cease? I hope not.
They still consider Boom Boom the heavy favorite for tomorrow. Well, no shit. He’s the fucking man, hands down. Dinner plates full of coke across the board for all my men!
Big interview with Boom Boom Coke Pile over at cyclingnews.com.
I cannot wait till tomorrow. I plan on being 100% annihilated by kick off, I mean, the delayed airing of the race on versus. Too bad Lancey Pants didn’t bag a half dozen classics when he was Mr. Big Dick (read: fueled by Ferrari) so American television stations would find worth in actually, you know, televising the event as it happens! I’ll be ignoring the internets (it is a series of tubes), phone and text messages because I do not want to know what happened before I get a chance to watch the fucking thing! So don’t fucking call me and fuck up my Christmas you bastards!
Do they still call it “Cyclysm Sunday” over there on Versus? Is that finally over? Where did they get that dumbass name? Was “work yourself off in the shitpipe with a cucumber” already taken? Jeez. Must be the target audience or some shit. Check out the versus pole (yes, I wrote: p o l e) where 52% (as of today) of voters think a) LA can win the Tour this year, b) even after breaking his collar bone! Give me a fucking break! The man might as well be rolled up in a carpet and pushed off the pier he’s so done.by