My computer weights a metric shit ton son.

13 Replies to “My computer weights a metric shit ton son.”

1. I don’t remember hearing that Snake had a provision in the stimulus package…

2. Damn son.

3. So, does this mean all of those emails I keep trashing stating I can make $5k a month on my computer at home actually have some merit?

4. I like how you have the Benjamins on top.

5. I did not realize that click-throughs came in metric shit tons.

6. Dammmmmmn. Gotta ask out of jealousy. How ya make bank like that?

7. my dick is long I scratch my mind sometimes I think about life n shit sometime that shit is rough

8. um. I made more than that rolling sushi today for 9 hours. Huckle berry there is your answer. Ha ha…law school…

9. Just kidding on the law school thing. Good option…and truthfully…I probably made half of what is on that computer…but…my life is good. Just if med bills would go away I might actually be able to live it up a little. Lets hope that my place of work keeps up what it has been. Lately its been…economy go down…people eating sushi goes up…explain that.

10. Someone and their roomies must have gotten paid.

    “Hey, can I borrow some 20’s and singles to make this shit appear phat before you guys go to ze market?”

11. Pimpin’ ain’t easy.

12. Yo Browden,

    that shit prolly smells like coke and puss

13. Lemmee guess. That’s how much you spend for online porn, right?