The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
…“mmm, mmm baby…my, my, my, you taste so good, woman & you do look fine…that’s right, baby, just like that…oh, ya, that’s good…that’s it, that’s it…bikes is gonna give you a perla necklace, love”…
…shit guys, i apologize…i was daydreamin’…you weren’t supposed to hear that…
exquisite onion
My new ATF
I am stunned. Not sure what to do now. I think I’ll go home for lunch
by 
…“mmm, mmm baby…my, my, my, you taste so good, woman & you do look fine…that’s right, baby, just like that…oh, ya, that’s good…that’s it, that’s it…bikes is gonna give you a perla necklace, love”…
…shit guys, i apologize…i was daydreamin’…you weren’t supposed to hear that…
exquisite onion
My new ATF
I am stunned. Not sure what to do now. I think I’ll go home for lunch
damn