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I spent far too long watching the tube tonight. Given that we only have about 12 or 16 accidental channels that happen to squeak in through our cable meant for internets, it was only fitting that I punished myself tonight with such great shows as Baby Daddy on the BLT network, where 248 tricks with bunches of lots of different kids vie for the love of a street hardened white kid with a g-string beard, and Aliens vs. Jesus H. Christ on “Nat Geo.” By the time I washed all of that down with a little “Late Times with Conan Winfrey” I was plumb exhausted. Well, I was at least tired enough to rock myself into a well-marketed slumber atop my i-can-jump-up-and-down-on-this-thing-like-a-fucking-jackhammer-
without-spilling-my-wine-mattress while gently thumbing through the pages of my latest Maximal Mangazine. Sick mattress, seriously. Anyways, before I was lulled into Sleep America by the glossy advertisements for Asse Body Spray (in new “Pulling Wool like Chocolate off the Candy Shelf” scent), I saw this rad commercial:
Good night, dewdz.
love,
by 
I believe the correct way is to fuck your wife in the ASS like a jackhammer, while not spilling your beer.
But then I always was different.
jesus, douchebrain. ease up on the powerthirst so early in the morning. what kind of sucks here, is that you’re NOT that different.
Yeah… well… being +1 greenwich time means I started drinking before you woke up most likely.
If I could change it to *pound* I would.
Well, maybe.
POWERTHIST FTW !!1!!1!!!
FUCK YEAH!!
The thing that upsets me the most is the thought of split beer.
I win cuz I don’t even own a tie and have to look at the keyboard to type,,,juz sa….
i watch local time, 1 for GMT
Those powerthirst videos are awesome! If I ever have kids you better believe they’re gonna run as fast as kenyans and kick mother nature in the face with the rebel yell, “FUCK YOU!”