About Marty

Phoenix, Arizona, USA

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  1. Cross under a full moon, and a little bit of Uranus peeking through.
    Note how the rider is on the opposite side of the course.

  2. Taking a moment away from examining his right big toe to watch the cross race.

    or maybe

    Lacking reflective panels used by pro photogs to get additional light, a big bald head still makes a shitty substitute.

  3. 5 seconds later someone slapped my ass. i know it was not trebon…just hoping it was lance. i’ll never wash that cheek again…