Now I can relive every weekend every time I take a bathroom break! If only her friend with her cup were here too!
YOur mom does
that scares the piss outa me.
Just the result of another vaginal birth. The dads out there know where I’m coming from.
I thought it was more like gutting a deer.
Damn dude….shit was like fuckin’ the ocean….touched the bottom but couldn’t hit the sides.
You want me to do what? Where?
Hotdog through a hallway.
golden shower time!
Shit – gonna have to tie a board on my ass for this one!
like feeding a tic tac to a whale…
I wrecked her. Sorry.
alaskan birth control?
Shit, after a few beers she looks kinda tight!
…lesson one: never pay in advance, at least ’til ya see the goods…
…lesson two: lesson one sez it all…
Did I hurt you honey?
I really think a shim kit would be appropriate ! I would also bring a metal detector to search for keys rings and such.Cell range not likely so bring your swiss mountain horn or better yet yodel your ass out of there.
I thought you said she was a virgin?
As soon as I find out which member of my campaign staff posted this picture of Sarah Palin’s daughter Willow on the Internet, I can assure you that they will be dealt with appropriately.
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I think Husky dated her, Ive seen pictures.
aim for das ‘urine-hole’…
Now I can relive every weekend every time I take a bathroom break! If only her friend with her cup were here too!
YOur mom does
that scares the piss outa me.
Just the result of another vaginal birth. The dads out there know where I’m coming from.
I thought it was more like gutting a deer.
Damn dude….shit was like fuckin’ the ocean….touched the bottom but couldn’t hit the sides.
You want me to do what? Where?
Hotdog through a hallway.
golden shower time!
Shit – gonna have to tie a board on my ass for this one!
like feeding a tic tac to a whale…
I wrecked her. Sorry.
alaskan birth control?
Shit, after a few beers she looks kinda tight!
…lesson one: never pay in advance, at least ’til ya see the goods…
…lesson two: lesson one sez it all…
Did I hurt you honey?
I really think a shim kit would be appropriate ! I would also bring a metal detector to search for keys rings and such.Cell range not likely so bring your swiss mountain horn or better yet yodel your ass out of there.
I thought you said she was a virgin?
As soon as I find out which member of my campaign staff posted this picture of Sarah Palin’s daughter Willow on the Internet, I can assure you that they will be dealt with appropriately.
http://www.yardwear.net/blog/content/binary/nuns-urinal.jpg
http://www.bagofnothing.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/UrinalGargoyles.jpeg
http://www.emergencemarketing.com/images/awesome_urinal.jpg
Hey! At least she is using an IUD
So that’s what Darryl Hannah did after Bladerunner.
roly wins it again ! She needs some chamois butter for her saddle sores if you know what i mean …….
“Can you see my panties?!?!”
…”really, are my panties showing?!??!
Thanks Buck. All that frumunda cheeze got me hungry for a sammich.
You better take your diamond ring and pawn it, babe!