Dirty is harder than you

I’m going to beat that line like a fucking gong. Why? Because I can. Dude brings it.

This is where my man woke up after drinking all day and watching the Tour roll by on the Hautacam. You can see his baby blue drunkcyclist jersey crumpled up on the ground like a soiled condom.

Camp the morning after the Hautacam

yeah, that was right at the bottom of the climb after the stage, so drunk i made a “tent” out of a course sign. all i had was a bivy that left my face exposed and i couldnt take the rain on my face that night so i had to rig up a little something

Ya’ll might as well bow when he walks through the door.