Dirty is harder than you

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I’m going to beat that line like a fucking gong. Why? Because I can. Dude brings it.

This is where my man woke up after drinking all day and watching the Tour roll by on the Hautacam. You can see his baby blue drunkcyclist jersey crumpled up on the ground like a soiled condom.

Camp the morning after the Hautacam
I asked him about his photo caption, and he replied:

yeah, that was right at the bottom of the climb after the stage, so drunk i made a “tent” out of a course sign. all i had was a bivy that left my face exposed and i couldnt take the rain on my face that night so i had to rig up a little something

Ya’ll might as well bow when he walks through the door.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

2 Replies to “Dirty is harder than you”

  1. Marge. I chilled with Dirty a few days ago at the Pay N Take. Nice guy. He ought to lead drunk tour Tours. He’s got survival skills yo!