About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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  1. What the hell is that?
    That up there?
    Yeah, that?
    Maybe a weather balloon?
    Who cares…
    You enjoying your bike ride?
    Yeah, wanna go get a beer over there?
    Let’s be friends.

  2. Hey, that’s a nice finger! If you want to come lick your wifes stink off mine, we could really compare them!

  3. Coffin Stuffer: “You have a bowl on your head!”

    Cyclist: “You have a hand puppet in the back seat!”

  4. Share the road
    Raise a stink
    Share the love
    I need a drink

    My wheels are rolling
    My wheels are rolling

    Share the road
    They give you the finger
    See how that shit lingers?
    I need some drinks
    I need some drinks

    My wheels are rolling
    They still rolling

  5. Coffin driver – Hey, you lookin’ at me ?
    Rider – What ? Hey you lookin’ at me ? I said are you lookin’ at me ?
    Coffin driver – No wait. You lookin’ at me ?
    Rider – Say hello to my leetel friend….


    Rider – That’ll teach him to f**k with my chi…………the world is mine tonight……

  6. Take a sniff meet my new girl. No, you take a sniff and get re- acquainted with your wife.

  7. Driver – “Hey uh, is this the way to the trailhead?”
    Rider – “Yup”
    Driver – “Cool man, I’ll see ‘ya up there; egh? Thanks!”
    Rider – “Yup”

  8. This is the finger I use to dial me cell phone as I dangerously swerve my car all over the road. Oh yea well this is the finger I use to shift my Ultegra with so I can report you to the cops.

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