About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

36 Replies to “Caption This”

  1. 1.I am leaving.

    2. Shit man that was a good harvest. Now I just need to make it back to the crib.

  2. I think I’ll put the third tee over there, the lake down there, and the pro shop at the bottom of this great single track!

  3. I am sooo tired of riding this stretch..again.
    There has to be someplace with mud & traffic, like portland, yeah that’d be great.

  4. When I lived in Vegas I remember making a turn into the desert
    only to find to hotties walkin in the middle of no-where :)
    so life is there sometimes.

    Ride On!!

  5. …caption, my ass…

    …that’s just fucking beautiful…

    …you & flagstaffist oughta be getting checks from the ‘arizona tourist bureau’…

  6. Everywhere you want to be, but your job is keeping you from.
    Time to re think your career choice.

  7. It’s like this…you ride your bike into the desert, find a cool spot, you camp, you wake up, and ride your bike into the desert, repeat until you have to go back to work.

  8. I’d post a comment with content, but I think bikesgonewild said it best… State Dept of Tourism should be paying you.

  9. “I’d better get home so I can send the Live Bong bracelets that stinkyboy ordered weeks ago!”