gay sex-a-thon

Posted on January 9, 2008 by big jonny

From: Dan
Subject:
Hola Big Jonny,
I was wondering if you would aid me in my quest to embarrass the hell out of some of the guys I work with at my bike shop. Last X-mas they presented me (as their boss) with a calendar featuring them scantily clad in various situations. It was a laugh riot and I was sure that there was no way they could outdo themselves this year.

Well, leave it to them to prove me wrong. This year’s staff gift was a music video written, produced, shot, and mixed all by them. And its theme was gay sex.

You can view it for yourself at: www.youtube.com

Please help me spread the word (however wrong and depraved it might be).
–Dan

About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

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13 Replies to “gay sex-a-thon”

bikesgonewild on January 9, 2008 at 11:15 pm said:

…i was hesitant to click on that link, but that is straight up fucking hilarious…absolutely awesome…

…jesus, dan, you got some funny ass dudes working for you & they must think yer a great boss to go to that kinda effort…

…the only way to pay ’em back ???…no reach around when the time comes…
pegleg on January 9, 2008 at 11:42 pm said:

That is funny shit. ATA BOYS ALL AROUND. The kid with the milk is over the top. I would worry about that one. You would think the guy in the fishnet underwear would have the decency to stuff a sock in them or something. He is making his father look bad.

Good luck with this crew. Keep them away from the Clement Cement.
Steve on January 10, 2008 at 7:09 am said:

I’m assuming this is on an endless loop in your shop, no?
dan on January 10, 2008 at 7:46 am said:

this is NOT me. just to keep things clear. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was, but unfortunately it ain’t.
James Asher on January 10, 2008 at 8:25 am said:

I watched the video and realized that some of the guys in it look familiar. It was confirmed in the comments on Youtube: That’s Sunflower bike shop in Lawrence, KS.
Marty on January 10, 2008 at 8:32 am said:

im scared. i cant click it….

so scared…
sorelegs on January 10, 2008 at 9:36 am said:

Those guys had waaay to much fun makin’ that vid. I am worried about them. Better ask ’em if they are trying to tell you something. We can let cry’s for help go unheeded.
cwbyker on January 10, 2008 at 6:46 pm said:

How exactly did you earn the name “carbon fiber player” anyway?

Is this in reference to some ultra light play toy or something?
Joe on January 11, 2008 at 1:41 am said:

* bump *
Durner on January 13, 2008 at 12:28 pm said:

James is 100% right those fools work at Sunflower and a bunch of them used to work at Pathfinder in Manhattan, KS. This is an excellent example of what happens to cyclists in Kansas where all there is to do is ride and drink PBR. There isn’t enough stuff to ride to make you too tired to get really drunk.
Matt on January 13, 2008 at 9:33 pm said:

Jesus that is some effed up sh!t. Funny – great sense of humor by all.
Kid Wonder on January 14, 2008 at 9:21 am said:

Gonna fill it full of Cheezy!
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