About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 Replies to “Zabriskie is fucking crazy: Stage 10”

  1. I can’t decide if Zabriski is bugging me or if I just haven’t caught on to his brilliance…

  2. Dude, everyone knows you don’t change shoes in July…Before the start of the TOUR. Fucking FRED.

  3. There is no genius here: I feel like I am watching a guy who is more likely to compete in the special olympics than the actual olympics…

  4. You have to admit though, it does seem as though he’s doing better with the questions, and the interaction as a whole.

  5. Why does this guy bother interviewing him at this point when it just makes them both look like ass holes.

  6. All you naysayers need to get over yerselfs. The boy rides his bike hard most everyday in France, and speaks it free and true. What y’all want to hear, how many calories he ate or what chamois butter he’s using? WHUT game play!!!!

  7. Cheers BK. We may give him shit. And yes, he’s as interesting as a turnip. But, you gotta be pretty fucking good to get where he’s at, eh?

  8. I think he’s friggen hysterical, you know he’s thinking other stuff….like, “damn, those crepes were great this morning. I think I’ll go ride my bike for 6 hours. Wait, is this guy still talking to me? Let’s tell him a puke story.”

  9. he is so patient with this guy, i’d be squirming. even tone and everything. like he is on xanax or something. chill as can be..