The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
12 Replies to “Zabriskie is fucking crazy: Stage 6”
My Mama says that life is like a box of chocolates……
he’s so dang funnny. i just split my gut when he talks. ah gosh. geez. schucky darns.
what game play
Well you can only watch one of these. what a dip shit
tomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomata
the velonews guy is the dip I mean
Dave Z. reminds me of Glenny Blanco rapper for the Anti Lama. He seems to make pro cycling sound pretty straight forward. I also think he must be originally from the U.P. of Michigan, with his dry delivery.
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My Mama says that life is like a box of chocolates……
he’s so dang funnny. i just split my gut when he talks. ah gosh. geez. schucky darns.
what game play
Well you can only watch one of these. what a dip shit
tomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomatatomata
the velonews guy is the dip I mean
Dave Z. reminds me of Glenny Blanco rapper for the Anti Lama. He seems to make pro cycling sound pretty straight forward. I also think he must be originally from the U.P. of Michigan, with his dry delivery.
Here’s the Tom Boonen song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZgZeinJAVc
The “tommeketommeke” part starts a little after 2:00 min.
Oh_My_Fucking_God
tommeketommeketommeketommeketommeketommeke!
I just about spilled my gin & tonic after that one.
Thanks for the link, Mike.
Did you know Museeuw has a song too? Complete with big ass syringes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm7C9diDfWU&NR=1
If it weren’t for random drug testing, you could swear DZ had a toke or two before this! The guys a fuggin’ chuckle!
tommeketommeketommeketommeketommeketommeke!
Tequila tonite….tomorrow we RIDE!!!!!!
Dickout
Here’s the condensed version – complete with video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUy8dvwO7GQ
Totally a toker. The man doesn’t exactly wear the yellow jersey when it comes to charisma.