About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 Replies to “Scraper bikes”

  1. That’s some quality entertainment. When the porn went away, I thought I was done with this site. You have renewed my faith. I shall never doubt again!

  2. That rocked so hard!. I love alternatives to all the freeride/trial/downhill masturbation videos out there. And I love the “Don’t need no car” validation of a vehicle much more suited to the ‘hood than gas wasting, global warming cars that cost people a dispoportionate percentage of their incomes!, G*d I love that video on so many levels. Oh, and the title comes from refering to your hoopty-ass ride as something I scraped together.

  3. I’ve got two “scraper” bikes. I wish I had a digi camera or a scanner, I’d show you pics!

    Like Ted Bike said, they ain’t pimpin’ out no Escalade. Plus, I hear it’s cool to ride in the middle of traffic like a complete stoner!

    It’s all cool though, a bike rider is a bike rider is a…


  4. haters. all of them. these guys are out there doin it, and all the haters on this site can eat out my black ghetto ass.

  5. Hyphy on two wheels! It’s great. Anything that gets a different group of people on a bike is a great thing. Put down the hater-aid and give these guys their props!

  6. I dig this shit. Not sayin’ I’m gonna run out and get one but those dudes are rockin’ it man.

  7. Yo you should fire up a spot where people can show off their scraper bikes. Neva dis Oak-town dawg…thatz where Too Short be chillin