Ding Dong the Dick is dead…

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Jerry Falwell, founder of the ‘Moral Majority’ is dead. I turned on the TV last night to CNN, and heard the announcement. I actually threw up my fists and said “WOO-HOO ! ! ! FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK !” He deserved to die slowly and painfully. If you think he was good or decent or anything, let me fill you in on a few of his bile-filled opinions. (courtesy of positiveatheism.org)

If we are going to save America and evangelize the world, we cannot accommodate secular philosophies that are diametrically opposed to Christian truth … We need to pull out all the stops to recruit and train 25 million Americans to become informed pro-moral activists whose voices can be heard in the halls of Congress.
I am convinced that America can be turned around if we will all get serious about the Master’s business. It may be late, but it is never too late to do what is right. We need an old-fashioned, God-honoring, Christ-exalting revival to turn American back to God. America can be saved!
— Jerry Falwell, “Moral Majority Report” for September, 1984

There is no separation of church and state. Modern US Supreme Courts have raped the Constitution and raped the Christian faith and raped the churches by misinterpreting what the Founders had in mind in the First Amendment to the Constitution.
— Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

It appears that America’s anti-Biblical feminist movement is at last dying, thank God, and is possibly being replaced by a Christ-centered men’s movement which may become the foundation for a desperately needed national spiritual awakening.
— Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

The Bible is the inerrant … word of the living God. It is absolutely infallible,without error in all matters pertaining to faith and practice, as well as in areas such as geography, science, history, etc.
— Jerry Falwell, Finding Inner Peace and Strength

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.
— Jerry Falwell, on CNN’s Crossfire, May 17, 1997

Billy Graham is the chief servant of Satan.
— Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

The ACLU is to Christians what the American Nazi party is to Jews.
— Rev Jerry Falwell (attributed: source unknown)

If those aren’t enough to chill your blood and realize he is not only an idiot, but deserved to die horribly in a burning car wreck, surrounded by homosexuals copulating furiously, while a black lesbian coven tears out his half-roasted heart and eats it while it still beats, then you probably are too nice to read this blog. You should stick with something more bland, or go to Landover Baptists’ site. They might have what you need. I sure don’t.

I understand the typical response of ‘He was someone’s Father/Brother/Husband etc… but seriously. this shitheel was nothing more than a hate filled piece of venom-spewing garbage. If I had my way, his alcoholic father would have beaten him to death with a gin-soaked shovel well before he hit puberty. I guess I shouldn’t be SO hard on the guy; he did inspire the Dead Kennedys and many other punk bands that I still hold dear to my heart. Maybe I should thank him for making me the hard-line atheist that I am today. Maybe we should tolerate these Jesus-crispies for without them, we wouldn’t have the term ‘Clenis‘ and I, for one, would miss that.

the Gimp

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