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Two years. One million beers. Today is my death day. It was two years ago that I woke up in the hospital. With a wife and a six month old daughter at home.
So much for being a cyclist.
Oddly enough, I’ve managed to collect even more bikes since that day. [...]

Vivoleum? theyesmen.org
Conspiracy Theory: msnbc.msn.com
CEO intellegence: cnn.com
Knock 900 Large off that assumption pal: msnbc.msn.com
Tribute to Reggie: youtube.com

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Gnome’s post sure got a lot of Flagstaff attention lately, especially from people not usually associated with Drunkcyclist. It was clear from the moment i read it that it was going to get some panties in bunches, because he went right at a few topics all at once. and he didn’t flinch, blanch, or mince [...]

The FBO has a very diplomatic report regarding the local USFS closing some pre-existing trails under an umbrella known as the “Fort Valley Restoration Project.” The closure was labeled as “an effort to protect” the Mexican Spotted Gray Owl (TMSGO). A bird that seems to have survived until now without the “desperately needed crutch of [...]

Mid week hump for my first week with no job. And I ain’t complaining. From where I’m sitting, shit is tight.
The Tour kicks off in three days I and don’t give a fuck. I don’t even know what the money is saying this year. Can I bet on who gets yarded [...]

All I keep hearing is Terrorist this and Terrorist that. Anyone we don’t like, apparently, can and should be labeled a “Terrorist”. And, then, we can say, oh they have no rights - they are Terrorists. Prisoners of War are an entirely different matter. These men were captured on the battlefield [...]

When…when…when the fuck will we finally get past all this bullshit? I mean fucking REALLY?
Johnny Telvor was not happy about Barack Obama becoming the Democratic presidential nominee. Not happy at all.
Standing outside the sturdy courthouse in the sweltering heat of a West Virginia afternoon in the small town of Williamson, Telvor smoked a cigarette and [...]

During one of many family laden dinners this week, my sister in law, who home schools her two children, voiced her alarm and concern regarding recent developments in California. What did I do, aside from pour another drink? I stole a few minutes between siding the table and, well, drinking, to sit in [...]

Tonight we’re going with the Daiquiri. Why? Because I have all the ingredients and I need a drink.
The Daiquiri is thought to have been developed in the late 1800’s in Cuba as a medicinal treatment for malaria. Today it is enjoyed as a light cocktail and can be blended for a Frozen Daiquiri.
Ingredients:
1 1/2 [...]