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I’ve been riding my bike to work now for a few weeks. Might not seem like much to you hard ass mile eater types, but to me it’s everything. Kinda feeling good about it.
A lot better than when I wasn’t able to ride much at all.
Gnomies been at me to get out [...]

Snowing like all hell again in Flagstaff, Arizona. File this under “the view from my window”:

Big Jonny declined excitement.
File this under “fucking up a good thing”:
The traditional Philly cheesesteak has gone precipitously upscale at one new restaurant, where the chopped steak and melted cheese standard includes goose liver and truffles — and costs $100.
Barclay [...]

Carlin on God Bless America
 
I still can’t manage to embed crap on this site. Don’t know why, I guess Im just retarded. I can do it on my site, if you care.
 
—bikepunk

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.
The bartender approaches and tells him, “You know, a pint goes [...]

A stranger was seated next to a little 5th grade girl on an airplane. The stranger turned to her and said, “Let’s talk.”
“I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, [...]

A man decides to go bear hunting. He goes to the gun shop, buys a gun and goes into the forrest. Sits in a tree and after about an hour a huge black bear comes walking down the trail, he shoots and the bear drops.
He scurries down the tree and runs up the trail. [...]

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, “Mrs. Jones, do you know me?”
She responded, “Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment [...]

This link comes from my man DMC in Belfast.
www.buscatube.cl/….bjarne-riis-admits-the-use-of-scunk-crack-opium–ecstasy
Ok, its a bit extreme, but if you read Willy Voet’s “Breaking the Chain” it ain’t too far off.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do [...]

You know you want to rock this shit:
1. Bush: End of an Error
2. That’s OK, I Wasn’t Using My Civil Liberties Anyway
3. Let’s Fix Democracy in this Country First
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You’re Not Our President
7. [...]