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March 22nd. You have been warned.
Excellent write up (yeah, I didn’t even try) over at onespeeder.com.
Info: flightofthepigs.com
PDF link here: flightofthepigs.com/Squealer/Squealer_2008.pdf

When keeping it real goes wrong:
Woman bicycling with shotgun strapped to back is arrested
It was a sight that would catch anyone’s attention — a woman riding a bicycle around St. Cloud, Minn., late at night in the bitter cold. Turns out there was another reason a citizen took notice: The cyclist was carrying a gun. [...]

From: Hurl
Subject: Rad.
actual footage from Frostbündt, QBP’s annual winter bike orgy, 16-February-2008. The rumoured Texas Twins Race never materialized, but the combination of not one, but two, steering wheel-equipped rides provides hours of derby enjoyment for the awestruck bystanders. This is rock-n-roll bicycle action when adults on bicycles can revel in the combination [...]

Minibike Winter - Feb 14-17 - Portland, OR
Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Children of all ages and sizes! Step right up and prepare to be amazed and aroused! For 5 years now, in the heart of Cascadia, Portland, Oregon, there has been only one winter bicycle festival in the Pacific Northwest, and [...]

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
2008 Kona Bicycles 24 Hours in Old Pueblo: More Riders, More Fun
More riders, more singletrack and more fun is in store for riders and spectators at the Kona Bicycles 24 Hours in the Old Pueblo, which will take place Feb. 16-17 near Willow Springs Ranch, north of Tucson.
The event, now in its ninth [...]

Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.
Fun was had by all.
I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. [...]

Judging for the Mustache Contest is Friday night at Pay n-Take. 7pm sharp.
Come for the mustaches. Stay for the glory.

If you live in and around the Flagstaff area (Verde Valley, Sedona, Cottonwood, etc) and your kids like to mountain bike, this one is for you.
From: Neil Ross
Subject: Sedona ride January 12
I’m planning our third FBO Youth Mountain Biking Program Sedona kids’ ride of the winter for Saturday January 12, leaving Flagstaff at [...]

dont forget about the mustache contest.
show up at the pay-n-take monday january 7th 2008 at 7pm freshly shorn.
there will be a 5 dollar entry fee, the winner gets it all.
and remember your glorious mustache will own shit.

This one coming at ya like all hell just broke loose:
From: Dejay Birtch
Subject: SingleSpeed Arizona 2008
There are still plenty of spots for you to come and enjoy the fun. 01/19/08 is the date and Tucson is the place to be.
If you want a spot saved for yourself email singleandfixed (at) hotmail.com with SSAZ08 as [...]