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Chilling in Sedona doing a whole bunch of nothing. To do list includes hooking up a dryer and not getting drunk before noon.
I’m hoping to split the difference on those two in particular.
Shit, I may even go for the hat trick and drop off the recycling. I know, I know, a bridge to [...]

Cosmic Cycles has a website up and rocking. And it’s sweet. Check it out here: CosmicCycles.com.
That rolling image factory on the intro splash page is a blast from the past. John S. with hair? Forget about it.
Ah shit, I’m old.
Most of the witnesses agreed that banning all drugs would [...]

I’m not sure how this will all play out yet. Well, no one is. But it looks like some good news from where I’m standing.
From: Michael
Subject: A win for Liberty!
At long last, some good news regarding American Liberty!
Justice Anthony Kennedy, writing for the court, said, “The laws and Constitution are [...]

Well, lookie there, it’s Wednesday already? Maybe I’m not as cursed as I thought.
Nevermind.
Another week at the bike shop - another 101 reasons to put my head in a gas oven. That and other fine poems to be published on the backs of soiled toilet paper squares this fall. Just in time [...]

Game. Set. Matches.
From: Chris
Subject: fixie kids are not alright
as for the fuck-tard fixie kids, you have no idea how lame they are. i decided to stop hatin’ the Phoenix scene and show up to some events to see what they are all about. i show up at the first one [...]

I’ve been riding my bike to work now for a few weeks. Might not seem like much to you hard ass mile eater types, but to me it’s everything. Kinda feeling good about it.
A lot better than when I wasn’t able to ride much at all.
Gnomies been at me to get out [...]

Another day, another dollar. Another week, another five bucks.
Can’t say I’m sorry to see it gone. At least I’ve been riding my bike to work. Nothing beyond that, mind you, but to work and back each day. And that is quite nice.
And, as an upside, I’m back down to 210 lbs. [...]

I’ll lead out the gate with this one, because it’s about the coolest thing I’ve seen all day. And, I might tell you, I’ve seen a lot today already. Check it: bicyclepaintings.com. My favorite so far (and there is a whole lot to choose from) is Andy Hampsten’s Giro bike.
New movie [...]

Billy Penn is a fat quaker bastard. For real. Fuck him. Philly now pegged at one hundred seasons and zero championships. Since 1983.
Shoot me.
At least I’m not using the seat belt to hold the beer while my kid crawls around in the foot well of my car. No, [...]

From: Rob in Queens
Subject: no subject
Jonny-
Been a while.
Congats on the new one. I finally built me a ‘Cross bike. A steel Bianchi, of course. Last bling thing I pick up before the double ass fucking I’m about to receive from home ownership.