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Take my friend Steen, for example. An amazing chick in her own right, she s also a self-described smut peddler. I have linked a few times to her stuff, and will continue to do so. I think she’s the most talented photographer I have ever met; I can even say ‘I knew her when…’ but [...]

Glenmorangie, how do I love thee?
The biggest selling single malt in Scotland but from a small company. Glenmorangie (the Scots pronounce it to rhyme with “orangey”) made an early start: It has been available as a single since the 1920s.
The distillery is at Tain is in the county of Ross-shire, on the Morangie burn and [...]

This just in from cyclocross nationals in Kansas City: “Beer sales, they say, have lagged as the temperature has dropped.”
And we’re stuck there for another year? Time for Flagstaff to put in a bid. They’ll still be pounding ‘em down there after the sun’s burned out. “Fuckin’ dark, huh, Jonny? Fuckin’ cold, too. Better gimme [...]

WILL YOUR FAVORITE BEER COST MORE?
Here’s what some brewers are doing:
- Anheuser-Busch Cos.: The maker of Budweiser, Bud Light and Michelob expects to raise prices.
- Yuengling: Hasn’t decided on a in crease yet, but a higher price is likely after Jan. 1.
- Appalachian Brewing Co.: ABC is still deciding on raising prices.
-Stoudt’s: The Adamstown brewer [...]

In Bayern, you can have a traditional breakfast of Weisswurst with sweet mustard, a soft pretzel and a delicious Weissbier. (There is no lemon in beer. Lemon is for lemonade. Get over it.) Here I am in action last year when a friend came to visit.

Now that is a healthy breakfast, and you get to [...]

I’ve never seen anything quite like it. El Tour is off the hook.
What is El Tour de Tucson?
Founded in 1983 with 198 cyclists, El Tour de Tucson has grown into “America’s largest perimeter bicycling event” with over 9,000 cyclists, 2,000 volunteers and 27,000 spectators. In its 24-year history, El Tour has raised over [...]

With all the problems in the world, you gotta pour booze down the drain?
What’d the booze ever do to you? I mean, what’d the booze every do that was bad?
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Here’s a sobering thought: Hundreds of bottles of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, some of it almost 100 years old, may be unceremoniously poured [...]

No, seriously… I lived there. I know firsthand how crazy they can get. It look as though it runs in the family.

Lance’s Daughter Shows, Tells Olsen

CLASS CLOWNS Ash, Lance
Most little girls take Barbie dolls to show-and-tell. But not Lance Armstrong’s daughter. Radar has learned that one of the part-eunuch biker’s young daughters (he has twins) [...]

This just in, from the Fort Worth Star-Telegram via The San Francisco Chronicle:
Police Cite Man for Watching Porn in Car
Police issued a citation for a man accused of watching pornography on his car DVD player. Cameron J. Walker, 24, of Irving, was issued misdemeanor citations for obscene display or distribution, not having a driver’s license [...]

Remember when the Spice girls could be considered ‘hot’? Or at least ‘do-able’ ? If you could get past the annoying caterwauling and bullshit?
Yes, time is a cruel mistress.

I bet Beckham has to drink kimself to sleep every night. I know I would.
—bikepunk