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I don’t know the woman who wrote me this email, but I aim to rectify that problem right quick.
From: Anna
Subject: Pelinkovac
You may know it as the delicious liquor that tastes more like cough syrupy listerine than it does anything else but seems to be loved by your people in Flag.
Some delicious photos [...]

From BBC news :
A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.
Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.
Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.
Owner Mark Muller [...]

From: Fitty
Subject: Remember to celebrate beer today!
Today marks the 75th anniversary of the repeal of prohibition! Historians note that Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, with the ratification of the 21st Amendment. But earlier that year, newly-elected President Franklin D. Roosevelt took steps to fulfill his campaign promise to [...]

recently the wife and i went to austin to share in the ever so pleasant nuptials of two friends. this is us (mostly me) on the plane at 430am:

when you take the red eye you get there early. then you should start drinking. the breakfast (maybe it was a lunch) place [...]

It’s really nice out. Friday I actually got my fat ass out on my Karate Monkey for a ride, and it was glorious. The snow that was dumping on us on wed. was already gone. The sun was out and it was hovering at around 10 c. 
Funny story…I ride the same route most days; it [...]

Hey, okay. This is where it starts for me, my foray into the gang of cruel hustlers. I’ve got my shirt off, bitches. And the A/C is on. Where’s the continuity here? Soon you’ll learn, if you haven’t already, that I possess continuity in ever-waning amounts. Detritus of a boozy past (and future) tend to [...]

jonny’s monday was so happy he posted that at 9:03 pm.
maybe you should get out of bed a little earlier jon. i mean come on, you have a family, and a job (actually, i’m not sure you still have a job after sleeping through it yesterday).
anywho, did you guys hear about this.
fucking 6-day at [...]

When keeping it real goes wrong:
Woman bicycling with shotgun strapped to back is arrested
It was a sight that would catch anyone’s attention — a woman riding a bicycle around St. Cloud, Minn., late at night in the bitter cold. Turns out there was another reason a citizen took notice: The cyclist was carrying a gun. [...]

Yours truly, big jonny, took the top spot in what was considered by all present to be a very tough field. My winnings, all $26 dollars of it, were thrown on the bar and drank in rapid fashion.
Fun was had by all.
I also received a bad ass new t-shirt, size medium. [...]

From: Tony Romo
Subject: Location, location, location!
Duuuude,
On the way to a local bar to make time with a hot bartender, I bumped into a party at the end of my street. All of my biker buddies were there whooping it up. Oh yeah, I left my house at 2am…
So I go inside, feeling the [...]