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It just keeps coming… Looks like CERA’s the new dope du jour. The fucking retards that are getting caught is surprising. Perhaps they’re too close to the fire to see how obviously careless their actions are.

From: Flodizzle
Subject: Giro’s king of the mountain Sella positive for EPO-CERA
Jeessuth Chrisssth, and I thought this guy was a good [...]

From: Walt van Wasatch
Subject: Walt van Wasatch
DC doesn’t have this problem
bikeradar.com/…my-punishment-for-tempting-fate

Yeah, not yet anyway. But speaking for the gnome and me, it ain’t for lack of trying. We don’t get let down so much because we pretty much expect nothing out of people.
And so it goes…

You just knew it was coming.
From: Ryan
Subject: DOPER!
Uh-oh, looks like a fish got caught in the doping net. So, will Liquigas now exit the Tour? Let’s see what Prudomme does now since he decried that any caught dopers would face a wrath. Maybe the wrath of the Badger? He’s old but he can [...]

…was doped to the gills.

Spanish climbing specialist Iban Mayo became the latest rider to fail a drugs test after it was revealed he had tested positive for EPO during the Tour de France…
The 29-year-old, who finished 16th in the Tour, which finished on Sunday, has been suspended by his team.
“The Saunier Duval team was [...]

Back in January, following developments in baseball’s doping saga, Dave McKenna asked (what I think is) an interesting question:
Why not go after the Biggest Kahuna of all the alleged drug cheats: Lance Armstrong?
Unlike Tejada, Armstrong has represented America and been named to various White House panels.
By the evidential standard used in the Mitchell Report — [...]

On the lighter side of life, I ate pretty good shit rolling through campus the other day. En route, back from the DMV where I retrieved a title to the car I sold, I clipped a pedal on an uneven cobbled corner and as Miller said… “You got Godsmacked”. My hands didn’t leave the bars. [...]

If nothing else, the man is not afraid of a microphone.
VN: Can you be confident in a winner of this Tour?
GL: Yes, because they’re finally making changes. Look at Taylor Phinney, he only just started racing and two years later he won the junior world championship. I recently read an interview with Davis and [...]

Cycling: The sport where Nicotine, Valium, Vicodin, Marijuana, Ecstasy and Alcohol became Cortisones, Albutamol, EPO, Testosterone, and Amphetamines.
The July 2008 issue of Men’s Journal has a good piece on Greg LeMond. The author may or may not read drunkcyclist (he does) and you can view article here: www.mensjournal.com/feature/johnson/lemond.html.
Here’s a taste:
…In 1990 he won [...]

I believe the Chicken… was doped to the gills.

From: cyclingnews.com
Nearly one year after he was forced to leave the Tour de France while wearing the race leader’s maillot jaune, Danish cyclist Michael Rasmussen has been suspended for two years for missing out-of-competition doping controls prior to the race.
The Monaco cycling federation, with whom the 34 [...]

…was doped to the gills.
The Mennonite Sensations is now the first man ever stripped of a Tour title for a doping offense.
Something to be proud of, I’m sure.

Tour de France organizers already have said they no longer consider Floyd Landis the champion.
Photo: Reuters

From velonews.com:
The International Court of Arbitration for Sport (CAS) dismissed Floyd [...]