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I know, I know…. Bike Racers Are Crazy is not a headline — it’s not really news to those of us that read this site and it is certainly not news to me. However, after driving the RideClean team car in the caravan at the Tour of Utah for 5 days, it was reinforced [...]

Funny thing was - I didn’t even feel it when I brushed the cactus, but I felt it when I pulled the needles out.

Well it’s been a little while so this news may be somewhat dated but I feel the need to bring it to you nonetheless.
A week from last Saturday my man Dan the Damager McGehee clipped in to try to break the World Track 100 Mile Record.

Yes. WORLD record. He did not succeed in [...]

This Saturday the 24th my man Damage McGehee will try to beat the UMCA 100 Mile Track Time Trial record. The current time stands at 3 hours 47 minutes and was set by Rod Evans from Australia. It was set on May 8, 1994 at an indoor velodrome in Australia.
This fool has rented [...]

Do you see the monkey ? Look harder….

of course…there it is.

Enough said.

Here’s a look at my buddy HamFists new bike.

Nothing like a tight box if you want a stiff ride…

Thank you to FORT Frames as this bike managed to win a race on Sunday.  And I’m sure it was the bike, not the rider….

Anyone ever done a fixed gear crit race? Well RideClean is promoting one — downtown Phoenix right by the municipal court building, Dodge Theater, and City Hall. This is a legit race — we have full street closure and the benevolent smile of the police and local politicians. Don’t ask how [...]

Last Saturday I was feeling pretty good. Smug almost. I actually managed to get out and ride almost 50 miles, and since I have been on a steady diet of beer and butter lately, I took the opportunity to do a little self-congratulating. A little.
My fat head lasted until I discovered [...]