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I give Lance Armstrong a lot of shit, but this time I gotta give him some props: He’s gonna do Chris Carmichael like Snake does me.
Nasty.
He did, however, engage in a little trash talk with coach Chris Carmichael, a Leadville veteran who will compete again this year.
“I know I can beat Carmichael. I will [...]

Oh hell…
Cops: Enraged motorist swerves into bicyclists, injures one
A cyclist was struck while riding his bicycle Saturday morning, and both the victim and law enforcement officials say it was no accident.
A 41-year-old Kamas man was arrested on suspicion of aggravated assault after witnesses reported seeing him swerve at groups of eastbound [...]

Two years. One million beers. Today is my death day. It was two years ago that I woke up in the hospital. With a wife and a six month old daughter at home.
So much for being a cyclist.
Oddly enough, I’ve managed to collect even more bikes since that day. [...]

I’m going to beat that line like a fucking gong. Why? Because I can. Dude brings it.
This is where my man woke up after drinking all day and watching the Tour roll by on the Hautacam. You can see his baby blue drunkcyclist jersey crumpled up on the ground like [...]

I’m not even sure how (or why) I ended up with this in my inbox. Who cares. I’m posting it.

From: H [Editor's note: His name was changed per his request.]
Subject: FW: Endway/National Touring Band
A buddy of mine books shows at his bar in town. Mostly, that job consists [...]

Well, actually, I don’t know Masuimi at all. But she cracks my shit up anyway.

“I Hate Ted Nugent!”
Morat and I went to the Ted Nugent show last night at the House of Blues.. ONLY because Morat had to review the show for Classic Rock magazine, NOT because we wanted to go. I didn’t know [...]

TARC Bike Rack Rap

 
I can’t believe what I just watched.
Link Dump:
[dc homeboy] joshkelleyracing.blogspot.com
[that's what happened?] ap.google.com
[and they said it couldn't happen] youtube.com
[who knew?] news.aol.com
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From: Graeme
Subject: I saw this on Times Online and thought you might be interested
Says they can drink nine pints a night and [...]

Bran Muffins
She made bran muffins
a whole tray
they looked delicious.
Wouldn’t let us have even one.
She ate the whole tray herself.
Then
later
as expected
she was struggling
in the hall bath
just her
a plunger
and her shame
as she attempted
to force down
what those bran muffins
forced out.
We stood in the hallway
and laughed
Barry and I
as she raged
against a mountain of shit.
Served her right.

Or as clean as he can at this point.
The 24-year-old Riccò, who won two stages at the Tour before exiting the race for testing positive for a new product known as Continuous Erythropoietin Receptor Activator (CERA), was called before a CONI panel on Wednesday.
“Speaking to the anti-doping prosecutor, I took full responsibility for my [...]