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Something’s amiss here.
Since the beginning of July, more than 1 million acres of national forest land has been burned in Idaho and Montana. Whole communities have been evacuated. On any given night, 1000 Montanans are sleeping somewhere other than home as firefighters try to prevent more damage.
5% of Idaho’s public lands have burned this year [...]

In a better universe there would be more fetish sites for…
bike porn.
(look at that azz on that steel custom with all that campy…wough!)
Can I do any better than this? Here’s to pro-style, baby.
cheers boys.

2 hrs. 3,000 vertical feet.
2 beers and counting.
1 pack ramen noodles.
Wheat Thins, large quantities.
Ahhhh.

Alright, I’m going to level with you all here. Not funny, not cynical, not anything but the best for you. In fact, this is coming straight from the Drunkmenistan Department of Health and Cyclist Services.
Get fit.
And I don’t mean the gut. Get your bike fit checked out. I’m gonna tell you why my personal experience [...]

Floyd on the record, at Leadville, about the his future and the Tour’s future.
Floyd, man, the system doesn’t work? Or doesn’t it work because you got busted?
And i’ve always wondered about the Dale Earnhardt look you brought to cycling with those glasses and the low hats…your comments that all the organizations need to talk [...]

And make sure he’s DONE.
Boy Wonder’s bowing out. For his family. Or could it be the HEAT?
either way i hope he burns in hell. The damage done to our nation won’t be fixed for generations.

Flagstaffist here, back at the DC basecamp on the Plateau…likely the boys n girls are still finishing right now. the speedsters have finished, and results are trickling in…
Wiens repeats, with a time 15 minutes faster than last year. What’s that, 4 in a row?
Landis Second. with bloody bandages. If a crash screwed up Vino’s blood, [...]

Tricky Dick will be our esteemed prezident for a couple of hours tomorrow while Bush gets his ass examined during a colonoscopy. somewhere, there will be video. i just don’t want to see it on Youtube.
watch for something crazy to go down tomorrow. steam eruption in NYC? yeah, right. just keeping you on your [...]

i got an email today from USA Cycling. i’ve qualified to race the US MTB National Championships. Never mind, now, that i’ve raced my mt bike once this year, and got my ass handed to me. i’m semi-pro, baby, and anything goes. they want pack fodder. gotta make the start line look big.
The US MTB [...]

Activist judges? i’ll show those talk radio bitches some activist judges. the morons our moron president has sent into the Supreme Court.
Ooops. that kind of language probably isn’t even protected any more. it just hasn’t been challenged yet.
The Supreme court just released its findings in a couple-three cases - and they were 5-4 bitter [...]