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Bulletproof bras.
Why it looks small when you come out of the ocean.
and…
You have to be fucking joking, right?
—bp.
also… All Hail the Dark Lord for he cometh with mighty red horns of DEATH.

I mean, really? I think a good plug-the-poop-chute is good for the woman in my life, even if it hasn’t happened. (….yet.) But can Mr. T and Snickers really be called ‘homophobic’ for a commercial? WTF happened to the US of fucking A man?
Watch it yourself…

Ok, I understand that some people can find the use [...]

As it was, so it remains…
Courtesy of the Onion.
Now I’m off to indulge in a bit of fun. Not like posting here. That is a bit more like this…

—bp.

Link

Make your own and post it maybe.
—bp

Stumbled across this and got a good laugh at first. Then i got to thinking…If I were to go, how would it be? I sure don’t want to die from ‘Foreign Object left behind during surgery.’ but what really is a GOOD way to go?

Depending on how Germany plays tonight I guess it’s entirely possible [...]

(It seems they took the image down… Bummer.) Thanks goodness I saved it.
More here…
In other news… Don’t worry if you don’t read italian, the pics tell the whole story.

I can’t even explain how badly I want want WANT this bike.
—bp

When…when…when the fuck will we finally get past all this bullshit? I mean fucking REALLY?
Johnny Telvor was not happy about Barack Obama becoming the Democratic presidential nominee. Not happy at all.
Standing outside the sturdy courthouse in the sweltering heat of a West Virginia afternoon in the small town of Williamson, Telvor smoked a cigarette and [...]

From BBC news :
A car dealership in the United States is offering a free handgun with every vehicle sold.
Max Motors in Butler, Missouri, says sales have quadrupled since the start of the offer.
Customers can choose between a gun or a $250 (£125) gas card, but most so far have chosen the gun.
Owner Mark Muller [...]

Rumor has it that One-nut may or may not be tapping that pearly-white ass.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen… who am I kidding… Guys; may I present to you… Kate Hudson’s Ass.