It’s obvious to say that le Alpe d’huez was no dope show today with everyone looking at each other while the Schleck Bros. contained every single attack allowing Mother fuck’n Sastre to grow his attack at the bottom to over 2 minutes by the top. Genius from Riis, no doubt Mr. 60% knows the doping ropes and how to apply that, to an ‘al-natural’ reborn tour. Comparing today, to what I saw from LA and Pantani back in 2000 only confirms they were completely synthetic & fuck that shit.
Where’s the Tort lawsuit that’s going to pay me back for all the times I was beat by doping over a 4 year stint as a Cat 1? Today and the previous days of The Tour in fact, only go to show how substantial doping actually was and/or can still be.
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John on July 23rd, 2008 12:32 pm
Yep, of all the damage done by dope it’s the clean guys who almost made it to the Show that I feel the worst for.
Joe on July 23rd, 2008 6:19 pm
solo bottom to top.. man! Sastre!
dentext on July 23rd, 2008 6:51 pm
CS effin Ceeeee!
I used to work for those fucks.
Helping Lockheed make overpriced shit for blowin people up.
The name comes off the team this year.
I’ve got more from watching the team than the job.
Cept that Fort Worth is a great place to go for a ride after work.
The F-22 can make *very* sharp turns at low speed.
It probably would not have missed the curve and fell off the mountain this morning.
Maillot Jaune on July 23rd, 2008 8:16 pm
Hard right! Com’n in Hot!
bikesgonewild on July 23rd, 2008 9:08 pm
…i just hope that sastre’s about to be inevitably referred to “ride of his life is strong enough , so that at the end of the day & at the end of evans obviously also ‘about to be inevitably referred to’ “ride of his life”, that carlos will be standing on top of that podium…
…the man has been a seriously consistent tour de france rider for years…he deserves the win, especially in light of <riis’s strategy & sastre’s inspired ride on alpe d’huez…
…but they do call tt’s “the race of truth”…
…(& sorry for taking liberties w/ that first paragraph)…
Mark on July 23rd, 2008 9:51 pm
Great ride by CSC today. Sastre deserves the lead after that amazing ride.
Though, I must say I find it odd that nobody in the popular cycling media is pointing out the obvious fact that the strongest rider in the Tour has been Andy Schleck. If not for that hunger bonk where he lost a good chunk of time, this race might have looked A LOT different.
Andy will win the Tour before long. Hell, maybe more than one.
butthead on July 23rd, 2008 10:39 pm
Can you say SMOKED?
Nevermind Sastre. Andy Schlek is the sickest motherfucker on the road. He took out dudes at will like an assassin. To take the lead out time and again putting dudes in the red then dropping back to suck their wheel while they recover over and over was just plain wicked. Dude has retard strength.
Speaking of Retards; what kind of training did Popo do this season to garnish one piss poor break followed with no recovery legs the next day. Bra, atleast drink a YooHoo or some shit between starts when you are there riding for the Tour leader.
No help for Evans. Mark my wor and I said it here, Cadel Evans will move to Columbia or Garmin.
Kirchin rode with sack
Not sure what the fuck Valverde was doing today, not sure that was sack worthy. More like a bitch
Speaking of “sack” and lack there of, Hincape won’t even attack on a downhill finish. And his new clothes don’t fit the average white man here in the states.
Great coverage and Matty White behind the wheel of the Garmin on TV fucking rules
Vande Velde rides like a Cat 1 sucking wheel
Tug Boat on July 23rd, 2008 10:47 pm
Christain a Cat 1. That is fucking funny.
What’s up with his cough? Is that just him trying not to laugh at Frankies gay ass questiuons?
Talk about a “stint” at anything. Dear VS Frankis Stint is over. Send him to the lake with Trouser Troutwigg
Kid Wonder on July 24th, 2008 1:26 am
Vande Velde…cat 1 sucking wheel? How about domestique-done-grown-up riding his ass off with the top motherfuckers in the big show?
Hell yeah on the A. Schleck front though. Motherfucker threw down, over and over. His painface was brutal. I was scared. He had a Jens-Voigt-but-skinnier-and-up-hillier-faster quality during those attacks.
Andrew on July 24th, 2008 4:58 am
Speaking of Christian….
They’re constantly playing this e-harmony add during tour coverage out here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cnhktEpYBBM
The dude looks exactly like VDV.
John C on July 24th, 2008 9:00 am
Speaking of following the Schleck, how about french authorities doing a hard-core drug search of Andy’s and Frank’s father’s car today?
Velonews.com
cs on July 24th, 2008 11:28 am
theres be no crying in cycling.or shouldnt be.kvetching is not fetching
Pépin on July 24th, 2008 12:35 pm
What about Cancellara and Voigt, dragging their bodies of carpenters like aerial dancers at the top of the Tourmalet and relaunching as boilers to hautacam, on July the 14th ?