I believe Mayo…

July
9th

By: big jonny at 12:15 pm

Comments: 15 responses

Categories: Cycling, Doping

…was doped to the gills.

Spanish climbing specialist Iban Mayo became the latest rider to fail a drugs test after it was revealed he had tested positive for EPO during the Tour de France…

The 29-year-old, who finished 16th in the Tour, which finished on Sunday, has been suspended by his team.

“The Saunier Duval team was notified by the UCI that Iban Mayo had tested positive for EPO following a test on July 24 which was a rest day on the Tour de France,” read a statement on the team’s website.
Source: velonews.com

Trackback: ibelievemayo.com


Comments

15 Responses to “I believe Mayo…”

  1. dd on July 9th, 2008 12:53 pm

    …and still couldn’t win a tour.

  2. Gnome on July 9th, 2008 1:06 pm

    Doh!.. per

  3. Humpty on July 9th, 2008 2:25 pm

    HMMM…Armstrong didn’t dope, but dropped a doped to the gills Mayo like a prom dress in the Tour…. hmmm….
    I agree, bring him in front of congress.

  4. Flodizzle on July 9th, 2008 2:47 pm

    Alberto Gonzales defense:
    “I don’t recall…”
    “I don’t remember…”
    “I’m not sure…”

    Just tell us about the Olson Twins, Lance

  5. Bush43 on July 9th, 2008 6:25 pm

    As Willy Voet said, when Dr. Ferrari is your trainer, you’ve got a saucepan under your ass, and people cannot fail to notice. I believe Lance Armstrong was doped to the fucking gills. He made Mayo look like a fucking first year student in pharmacology.

    But the real question is, just how much does Kate Hudson look like his mom? Is she a violation of the “he only fucks women that look like his mom” rule?

    Discuss!

  6. Mikey on July 9th, 2008 7:16 pm

    Iban, et al-

    Nice bike, gregario! Ha!

    Mikey

  7. BestPartOfMeRanDownMomsLeg on July 9th, 2008 10:42 pm

    You guys talk about doping like it’s a bad thing …

    On another note, what about that Dara Torres … is that an awesome piece of ass, or what ?!?!?!?!?!?!

    just sayin’

  8. sommerfliesby on July 10th, 2008 6:31 am

    I believe…..Jesse Jackson.

  9. Gnome on July 10th, 2008 7:26 am

    Dara Torres is very satisfactory. Very.

  10. Brad on July 10th, 2008 7:37 am

    I have never used Mayo on a sandwhich it’s just disgusting.

  11. schultzenheimer on July 10th, 2008 9:08 am

    i told you BO was talking down to people too much, now JJ’s gonna castrate the guy. JJ still completely supports the guy, just sans nuts.

  12. bikesgonewild on July 10th, 2008 9:16 am

    …i used to like chicken salad made w/ mayo

    …now i find them both disgusting…

  13. Mikey on July 10th, 2008 9:36 am

    Drunk cyclist acts like idiot:

    http://www.oregonlive.com/news/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/news/1215660313233830.xml&coll=7&thispage=1

    I hope the link works, if not, look at today’s Oregonian- it was front page, above the fold.

    Moron.

    Mikey

  14. John on July 10th, 2008 10:50 am

    +1 for Dara. Most non-heinous.

  15. Gnome on July 10th, 2008 11:02 am

    Drunkcyclist Idiot taking one for the team? Nice work.

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