LeMond Nemisis Bernard Hinault was let off the leash by “Tour Officials” in order to “counter attack” doping allegations from the Tour Gallery specifically regarding Schumakers publicized experience as an out of competition tweaker after today’s impressive TT result.
Amazingly, Hinaults firey reaction was reminicent of his riding style during his embittered battle with fellow teamate Greg LeMond during their Tour days. Eye Witness accounts heard Bernard muttering “le tour es eh CLEAN!” as he was wheeled away by local law.
In local news, HandlebarSandwich has a good (and probably the only) report on Cruiser Nation… a race so
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big jonny on July 8th, 2008 3:13 pm
Oh nice work, Badger!
You gotta see the pic preceding the shove of the century.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/photos/2008/tour08/index.php?id=/photos/2008/tour08/tour083/bettiniphoto_0028631_1_full
Gnome on July 8th, 2008 3:43 pm
Even the security dudes are packing socks. France is fucked up.
... on July 8th, 2008 8:34 pm
Le Tour is a farce! Go ride your bikes kids!
Kid Wonder on July 8th, 2008 9:16 pm
Heh, now French schoolchildren are going to have nightmares about the Badger pouncing on them when they speak out of turn. Awesome shove.
Gnome on July 8th, 2008 10:36 pm
Para Noya, Will Destroy Ya.
Nik on July 9th, 2008 2:19 am
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Khal on July 9th, 2008 6:21 am
Nice work, Mr. Hinault! Didn’t know there were jobs for bouncers at le Tour!
bikesgonewild on July 9th, 2008 11:13 am
…le blaireau…
…very committed on le velo & all these years later, just as committed to keeping the riff-raff out of “his” race…
..props to ya, monsieur hinault…
John on July 9th, 2008 2:38 pm
Badger be badder than 20 mofos. As desperate attempts to make le Tour relevant go, not too bad at all. A Tall Bike TTT would be better though.
Joe on July 9th, 2008 9:08 pm
Badger! LOL. why is the dude even on the stage?
cs on July 10th, 2008 1:56 pm
le badger is le douchebag