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28 Responses to “I Matter.”

1. big jonny on June 10th, 2008 10:25 pm

   I am 100% replaceable.

2. punkndrublic on June 10th, 2008 10:45 pm

   In a land of rubber, I stand out as the stinky bumpy one.

3. bikemike on June 11th, 2008 3:21 am

   my mommy dressed me.

4. dentext on June 11th, 2008 6:10 am

   1
   I matter.
   Because Apple is a marketing company in charge of physics and IP.
   2
   I matter.
   Because I can help you find the miles, your soul, and just maybe a little health.
   3
   I matter.
   Because everybody matters.

5. Joe on June 11th, 2008 6:39 am

   ” Here’s Johnny “!

6. Kid Wonder on June 11th, 2008 7:57 am

   Nice pumps.

7. John C on June 11th, 2008 8:21 am

   Is that a multi-tool in your pocket?

8. cwbyker on June 11th, 2008 8:48 am

   “I’m here to Pump; you Up”

9. John on June 11th, 2008 8:52 am

   My life is making a strange clicking sound-can you fix it?

10. Og on June 11th, 2008 9:34 am

    With my patented system of pumps and innertubes, you too can cure erectile dydfunction

11. Dumptruck on June 11th, 2008 9:44 am

    I’m pretty sure these things go together somehow…

12. The Gnome on June 11th, 2008 9:52 am

    What’s up, Sausage?

13. nik on June 11th, 2008 10:59 am

    Mine ALL Mine!!!!!!!!!!!

14. -dan on June 11th, 2008 11:37 am

    A shaved Yeti walks into a bike shop, (insert punchline here)

15. Snake on June 11th, 2008 12:08 pm

    Harden the fuck up!!!

16. Roly on June 11th, 2008 1:25 pm

    What do you mean I wasn’t to decorate the sitting room like I wanted to, darling ?

17. Snake Hawk on June 11th, 2008 1:55 pm

    this is how Jonny sees the world. stray shafts of light. blurry around the edges, and a little bit larger in the middle. It all started when he started borrowing his father’s clothes, but the glasses? You’re always taking it a little too far, Jonny.

18. Snake Hawk on June 11th, 2008 2:02 pm

    No, really. I need to get around you, Jon.

19. Snake Hawk on June 11th, 2008 2:04 pm

    Flag’s summer fashion preview: Here Big Jonny looks smashing as he sports The Retiree Look.

20. Snake Hawk on June 11th, 2008 2:06 pm

    “C’mere, kid! I’LL show you a skid mark.”

21. Snake Hawk on June 11th, 2008 2:09 pm

    “Shit man. I need some new socks. Maybe I’ll start another website.”

22. bikepunk on June 11th, 2008 2:10 pm

    Ha ! Here’s that bitch who thinks there is something ‘wrong’ with her 6000 dollar Trek gets sold an extra 275 dollars worth of crap that really doesn’t do anything except stroke her ego.

    Besides, i get to sniff her saddle.

23. Joe on June 11th, 2008 4:47 pm

    ” hehe they will never notice what i took “

24. pimpbot on June 11th, 2008 10:04 pm

    My presssshhhissss!

25. peg leg on June 12th, 2008 12:10 pm

    I’m Special

26. peg leg on June 12th, 2008 12:12 pm

    Because I’m Special

    That is what is was supposed to say. Kids, that’s why you should not drink in the early afternoooon.

27. David P. on June 24th, 2008 7:59 pm

    Layer the socks, shorts and shirts then place foldable tires down the front, who’ll notice?

28. David P. on June 24th, 2008 8:03 pm

    Strap a bike helmet around your waist and fashion a cod piece so’s you can stash even more stuff. Then tell everyone you’re late for gig…

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