Caption This

May

27th

By: big jonny at 8:27 am

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47 Responses to “Caption This”

James on May 27th, 2008 8:28 am

Q: Who would win in a fight? Lemmy or God?

A: Trick question, Lemmy is God!
TC on May 27th, 2008 8:55 am

One of these loosers gives us the finger, the other two, after years of drug use cant even lift a finger.
twmud on May 27th, 2008 9:16 am

the three stooges on meth
-dan on May 27th, 2008 9:31 am

The Ace of FUCK YEAH!
kark on May 27th, 2008 9:47 am

yeah we’re a band. We’re like here all month ya know? We’re kinda like the house band cause we put the ‘awk’ back in Rawk ..we come on after the strippers are done almost every night.

..his name is Drool.
he doesn’t speak..

an that’s Eugene. but he doesn’t like ‘Eugene’ so call him ‘Engine’ or he’ll spit at you.

..he has crabs too.
luv_plugg on May 27th, 2008 10:03 am

Rest of the village people? Here’s you rest of the village people.
sommerfliesby on May 27th, 2008 10:08 am

Wanna smell my finger?

And yeah…LEMMY RULES! Orgasmatron, baby!
big jonny on May 27th, 2008 10:58 am

Duh Fucking Lemmy.
gnome on May 27th, 2008 11:33 am

fuck you in your general direction.
cwbyker on May 27th, 2008 11:50 am

“This one goes up too eleven”.

It’s the extra (1) you gotta look out for.

Go Lemmy
cwbyker on May 27th, 2008 11:53 am

Lemmys’ official responce when asked about dopers in cycling.
bikesgonewild on May 27th, 2008 1:19 pm

…so lemmy, how was the proctology exam ???…
PistolPete on May 27th, 2008 1:54 pm

Fabulous Furry Freek Brothers in the New Millenium…
Nik on May 27th, 2008 2:11 pm

PISS OFF
ptbikeman on May 27th, 2008 2:27 pm

This is why I hate riding the greyhound.
wolfgang on May 27th, 2008 3:29 pm

we here to fucking tell ya how bad we hate our parents….ya thats right f..them and their rules…
Looney on May 27th, 2008 3:43 pm

Tell me guys ,what do ya think about juan grande ??
-dan on May 27th, 2008 3:44 pm

pistal pete takes it with authority.

Where is fat Freddie’s Cat?
Humpty on May 27th, 2008 4:18 pm

no way…kark crushed that for originality!
Robbo on May 27th, 2008 4:33 pm

“Fuck you, you don’t got a dollar!?”
FloridaFish on May 27th, 2008 5:59 pm

“Are you there God? It’s me, Lemmy”
John on May 27th, 2008 7:03 pm

Main Entry:
pa·thet·ic Listen to the pronunciation of pathetic
Pronunciation:
\p?-?the-tik\
Function:
adjective
Etymology:
Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French pathetique, from Late Latin patheticus, from Greek path?tikos capable of feeling, pathetic, from paschein (aor. pathein) to experience, suffer — more at pathos
Date:
1598

1 : having a capacity to move one to either compassionate or contemptuous pity 2 : marked by sorrow or melancholy : sad 3 : pitifully inferior or inadequate 4 : absurd, laughable
bikesgonewild on May 27th, 2008 7:40 pm

…so what ???…it sounds like…

…in greek—it’s pathitikos, a delicacy made w/ filo dough, olives & baby birds tongues…

…in latin—it’s patheticus, a building where an activity involving working out, sweating, drinking & purging is done…

…in french—it’s pathetique’, a perfume that that will have you on yer knees w/ X-rated visions swirling through yer fogged up little brain…

…etymologicalize that, bubba…
dentext on May 27th, 2008 8:50 pm

Hi, We’re here for the clinton ralley.
Seattle on May 27th, 2008 10:14 pm

“Say…remember that tax rebate you were *supposed* to get?”
Peg Leg on May 27th, 2008 10:18 pm

BLOOD DOPING IS GLAMOROUS
Bloody Cyclist on May 27th, 2008 10:47 pm

Happy f#%king Mothers Day, Mum!
CrossMaxx on May 28th, 2008 5:09 am

“No, we ain’t Stevie Ray Fackin’ Vaughn and Fackin’ Double Trouble”
da grizz on May 28th, 2008 7:00 am

lemmy raped my mom…amd I didn’t mind
Market Forces 101 on May 28th, 2008 11:20 am

Lemmy raped my dad
vcsnover on May 28th, 2008 2:28 pm

I said pull me fuckin’ finga !
Roly on May 28th, 2008 2:52 pm

Finger up who farted the paint off the wall.
judi on May 28th, 2008 3:41 pm

I drank a beer with Lemmy once. He is a very cool mother fucker.
bikesgonewild on May 28th, 2008 4:11 pm

…all right…

…cool judi gives us the lowdown…
Larkin on May 28th, 2008 4:14 pm

Judi must be a mother
judi on May 28th, 2008 4:52 pm

BGW - I was getting ready to see a Motorhead show in Cincinnati and we were hanging out in an alley behind the show drinking beer. He walked out in some very short cut off shorts and red white and blue striped tightie whities underneath that you could see thru the cut offs. He hung out with us and we talked about crystal meth and speedfreaks and such while drinking some imports. He was so cool. But so fucking ugly.

Larkin - why do you say I must be a mother? I am 37. No kids for me.
bikesgonewild on May 28th, 2008 6:55 pm

…hey…judi gets points & props for being willing to hang out on this decidedly ‘dude’ site & keeping her feminine cool…
dad-e~O on May 28th, 2008 8:09 pm

BGW, ditto on Judi points
cgb on May 28th, 2008 9:25 pm

We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.
Market Forces 101 on May 29th, 2008 3:03 pm

http://lemmymovie.com/
butthead on May 29th, 2008 3:04 pm

YOu know he paints the tree right?

Not that it matters. Just a fact
bikesgonewild on May 29th, 2008 6:50 pm

…49% motherfucker…
…51% son of a bitch…

…just the right mix…

…great trailer, market forces…there is no denying it, lemmy is the real deal…
big jonny on May 30th, 2008 10:53 am

“paints the tree” What is that, black magic?
butthead on May 31st, 2008 9:28 am

There is only one way to paint the tree. Up and Down brush strokes work every time.
Axl on June 3rd, 2008 2:14 pm

Two thirds of all long-haired leather-daddys manifest behavioural change as a result of regular attendance in an anger management program.
GhettoJuice on June 3rd, 2008 9:27 pm

Next on Behind The Music, The Allman Brother’s tragic downward spiral.
Seoul Brother on June 14th, 2008 7:51 am

GhettoJuice, be more specific - are we talking about before or after Gregg had to squeegee Cher juice off his nuts?