Damn you, mister one-testicle.

May
19th

By: bikepunk at 2:39 pm

Comments: 20 responses

Categories: Life

Rumor has it that One-nut may or may not be tapping that pearly-white ass.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen… who am I kidding… Guys; may I present to you… Kate Hudson’s Ass.


Comments

20 Responses to “Damn you, mister one-testicle.”

  1. Joe on May 19th, 2008 6:54 pm

    Rob’s new Bianchi or that ass. hmmmmmmm, looks tight to me

  2. cs on May 19th, 2008 8:02 pm

    just another star fucker hookup for the pub hound

  3. Rusty Sanchez on May 19th, 2008 9:42 pm

    Good for Lance. I hope he’s gettin’ ball(s) deep.

  4. John on May 19th, 2008 11:50 pm

    That actually looks a bit on the flabby side to me. When he starts pulling Derek Jeter/Tom Brady style ass I’ll be impressed.

  5. Bill Clinton on May 19th, 2008 11:59 pm

    Honestly, other than yours truly can you name another gash hound who’s done less with his fame?

  6. bikepunk on May 20th, 2008 12:19 am

    What confuses me is he’s all over the map. Sheryl Crow, The Olsens, now this? WTF, man?

  7. Cody on May 20th, 2008 12:56 am

    Finally, some almost porn again.

  8. Kate Hudson Celebrity Gossip | Damn you, mister one-testicle. on May 20th, 2008 1:58 am

    [...] Rumor has it that One-nut may or may not be tapping that pearly-white ass. Yes, ladies and gentlemen… who am I kidding… Guys; may I present to you… Kate Hudson’s Ass. Source: Damn you, mister one-testicle. [...]

  9. big jonny on May 20th, 2008 7:34 am

    When you get “gash hound” props from the likes of Bill Clinton, you know you’ve made it.

  10. Gorilla Luv on May 20th, 2008 7:52 am

    I’d luv to slide her my banana, that’s some fine whitey butt.

  11. Bush43 on May 20th, 2008 9:33 am

    It won’t last. She doesn’t look enough like his mom.

    What’s up with the rumor he nailed Tyler Hamilton’s wife a few weeks ago? Poor Tyler. He’s been tapped around like a bubble being bled out of a syringe.

  12. TedBike3000 on May 20th, 2008 10:59 am

    Come on!, if that skinny ass was in spandex and “dancing on the pedals” it would look like just another french climber. And for God’s sake, can’t these people with all their money, find a bottom that fits?

  13. butthead on May 20th, 2008 11:33 am

    “What confuses me is he’s all over the map. Sheryl Crow, The Olsens, now this? WTF, man?”
    ————————————–
    All have not titties.

    Regardless I’d drop the map of Hawaii on her back

  14. merkin on May 20th, 2008 2:08 pm

    Ye gods!

    Once again, youth is wasted on the young.

    signed,

    Bitter Old Curmudgeon

  15. Roly on May 20th, 2008 2:53 pm

    Wonder if his single nut slapping against her bum made a different noise ?

  16. Humpty on May 20th, 2008 3:48 pm

    Buttehead, that was the funniest shit I have read in a while…I guess Lance technically could only bust a nut on her…

  17. KG on May 20th, 2008 5:28 pm

    he’s no Scott Baio.

  18. judi on May 22nd, 2008 12:18 pm

    Lance can fuck just about anything he wants.

  19. butthead on May 22nd, 2008 2:48 pm

    That is the point here Judi. If that was the case then they’d have bigger titties I am sure. a guy with that kind of coin and pub should pull some cans

    I mean together he is last 3 have the collective cup of say bikepunks man boobs

  20. Marrock on May 25th, 2008 1:54 pm

    The one ball wonder strikes again…

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