How can you not have fun with shit like this happening? Who the fuck comes up with a Hebrew Hot Dog One Handed Hillclimb Time Trial?
This evening at 7:30 it is all going down. Cost of entry is fifty cents to cover your hot dog. Single rider time trial format, must hold hot dog on one hand for entire climb. You may switch hands but may not eat any portion of hot dog until crossing finish line. Time will be stopped when you have completed the hot dog. As with every race of truth, the fastest rider wins.
Keep your eyes on the Hebrew National Prize, Floyd. And you shall overcome.
That and more brought to you by the good folks at FARCA.
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Ray on May 9th, 2008 10:31 am
This needs to happen in Flag ASAP incorporating the dancin ketchup costume hot dog vendor dude on the corner of san fran and birch.
big jonny on May 9th, 2008 11:08 am
You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. Nothing beats that cat. 100% crazytown. And it’s Friday, so you know he’s out there dancin’…
bikesgonewild on May 9th, 2008 12:59 pm
…wow…sounds like someday there may be a job opportunity for me in flagstaff…
…& hey, floyd looks very aerodognamic…
Joe on May 9th, 2008 1:32 pm
just when bacon dies, hot dogs rule!! suffer into form. LOL
Rock on!!
Humpty on May 9th, 2008 2:55 pm
That is about all Floyd is racing for these days…hot dogs and glory.
Humpty on May 9th, 2008 2:58 pm
Lightbulb…
Charity Event ???
The Lips and Assholes Century
bikesgonewild on May 9th, 2008 3:20 pm
…nice, humpty…somehow “hahaha” doesn’t really express the ‘live-action’ chuckle i got out of yer posts…
Ryan Sperring on May 9th, 2008 9:03 pm
The Prayin’ Mantis swarm’s in on some dogggssss!!!!! Pass the catsup!
hebrew on May 9th, 2008 10:39 pm
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