Friday Haiku

May
2nd

By: big jonny at 9:44 am

Comments: 12 responses

Categories: Poetry

From: Fitty
Subject: Friday Haiku

I know that I’m not an “official” contributor, but…

We drank with Leche
He drank Bud, we drank Bourbon
What a puss, he sucks!!

Yes. Yes he does.


Comments

12 Responses to “Friday Haiku”

  1. Snake Hawk on May 2nd, 2008 12:12 pm

    it was not jonny,
    but the legend’s dark shadow.
    bourbon weeps, bud laughs.

  2. Snake Hawk on May 2nd, 2008 12:17 pm

    whoops. i fucked up, dewdz.
    snakehawk can’t read well at all.
    time to hit the sauce.

  3. bikepunk on May 2nd, 2008 12:56 pm

    Drinking cheap-oh beer
    Thinking of all the goodness
    Bacon-vodka, soon.

  4. bikepunk on May 2nd, 2008 12:57 pm

    fuck me…goddamnit
    can’t do a decent haiku
    it seems i can’t code.

  5. Cody on May 2nd, 2008 1:03 pm

    DC has jumped the shark. Remember when it was Booze, Bikes and Porn? Now it’s just poetry and pretty outdoor pictures to caption. Bring back some titties.

  6. big jonny on May 2nd, 2008 1:10 pm

    May I suggest you try drunkcyclistporn.com?

  7. sommerfliesby on May 2nd, 2008 2:10 pm

    Yeeeeehaaaaa! I’ve been drinkin’ beer and wrenchin’ on the fleet all day. Nice poem.

  8. bikesgonewild on May 2nd, 2008 2:12 pm

    …gosh, cody…you just went to the warm love-y “group hug section” of dc…look beyond the fringe…or should i say ‘fridge’ ???…

  9. John on May 2nd, 2008 6:08 pm

    we DC readers
    booze titties and bicycles
    it’s a perfect fit

  10. Mikey on May 2nd, 2008 6:21 pm

    Mm, bacon vodka

    Nom nom nom, swill chug gargle, nom

    Mm mm mm mm yes

    Mikey

  11. myself621 on May 2nd, 2008 9:50 pm

    we all have weak friends
    its our job to learn them right
    or they gotta pay….

  12. butthead on May 3rd, 2008 11:26 am

    can not win Classics
    sucking wheel is not a crime
    ask george hincape

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