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32 Responses to “Caption This”

1. dentext on March 18th, 2008 8:15 am

   Awman, I just knew that chick would leave a rash.

2. Andy on March 18th, 2008 8:24 am

   Don’t mess the cactus

3. okjank on March 18th, 2008 8:37 am

   Man I’m glad I hang to the right.

4. John on March 18th, 2008 9:02 am

   What a bunch of fucking pricks.

5. urbanseeds on March 18th, 2008 9:07 am

   desert dingleberries

6. John on March 18th, 2008 9:08 am

   Bush Love.

7. nik on March 18th, 2008 9:10 am

   I have Kankles….

8. -dan on March 18th, 2008 9:26 am

   test: axe men’s body spray. New “urchin” pheromone.

   human test subject 1 shows good results, next time spray farther from genitals.

   Human test subject 2 next week will take place at a truck stop in Alabama. Prepare to double bag.

9. Seattle on March 18th, 2008 9:33 am

   Welcome to Arizona. Nice tan.

10. Snake on March 18th, 2008 9:35 am

    Arizona Velcro

11. M in SC on March 18th, 2008 9:54 am

    The very definition of “SUCK”

12. bikepunk on March 18th, 2008 10:10 am

    Ow…ow…ow…ow…ow… That one didn’t hurt. Ow… ow… ow…

13. John C on March 18th, 2008 10:23 am

    I *knew* I should have taken a left at Albuquerque…

14. sommerfliesby on March 18th, 2008 11:08 am

    These are the most uncomfortable shorts ever.

15. Art on March 18th, 2008 11:33 am

    Great shortcut

16. Tim on March 18th, 2008 11:34 am

    ‘Teddy Bear’ Cholla - Keeping the single-track narrow in Arizona.

17. Rusty on March 18th, 2008 12:12 pm

    What you don’t see are the microscopic barbs on each individual thorn which make extraction that much more exciting!

18. Heckler on March 18th, 2008 12:23 pm

    Better to have a cholla laden crotch than a prickly pear paddled ass.

19. Skippy on March 18th, 2008 12:51 pm

    Goddammit! Is this on the UCI’s approved list?

20. Timmy on March 18th, 2008 2:07 pm

    Woman Drivers

21. Humpty on March 18th, 2008 2:16 pm

    John wins. can’t touch that

22. jesus christo on March 18th, 2008 2:34 pm

    “Wow, the extent I will go to make people believe I ride a bike still”

23. bikesgonewild on March 18th, 2008 2:51 pm

    …i have no humorous comment but i once paid a woman good money to do this to me…

    …just rememberin’…

24. Loren on March 18th, 2008 4:06 pm

    This is a rider of the new team, Ride Pissed.

25. pops on March 18th, 2008 7:10 pm

    Louis Garneau Shorts $109 dollars.
    Sidi Lorica Shoes $229 dollars.
    Shaving you legs before you get a little prick…
    Priceless!

26. scorekeeper scott on March 18th, 2008 7:29 pm

    Who can spot the out of town guest?

27. Milli on March 18th, 2008 8:00 pm

    Do you reminder the days of Cactus Cup, well in the swchag bag we gave combs and everybody ask What is this for ??? Removing those cholla Balls!!!!

28. Joe on March 19th, 2008 3:41 am

    Hi Honey, I’m Home. ” you prick you’ve been riding haven’t you “

29. Niq on March 19th, 2008 8:42 am

    40 Hands riding the morning after.

30. Snake Hawk on March 19th, 2008 8:55 am

    Unbeknownst to Jon, cactus spines CAN stick in the front side of a bowling ball.

31. Vitof on March 22nd, 2008 8:24 pm

    I wish I would have worn my chaps.

32. Mrdryskull on March 25th, 2008 10:29 am

    Thank God my shorts are full of Goo..

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