This just in from cyclocross nationals in Kansas City: “Beer sales, they say, have lagged as the temperature has dropped.”
And we’re stuck there for another year? Time for Flagstaff to put in a bid. They’ll still be pounding ‘em down there after the sun’s burned out. “Fuckin’ dark, huh, Jonny? Fuckin’ cold, too. Better gimme ‘nuther.”
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DrunkenBiker on December 15th, 2007 7:10 pm
Oh yea. Cold kills the beer sales. I went to a Jets game way back. It was like 25 degrees. We got properly tanked up pre-game, then had a few more during.
By half-time, I was so cold I could barely walk from the shivering. My bro had to help me to the car. I spent the the 2nd half warming up.
Don’t ask me who lost. My only answer is: “Moi”.
Evil_Bumpkin on December 15th, 2007 7:54 pm
What the hell…everyone knows beer keeps you warm in the winter..it’s science!
Matt on December 15th, 2007 9:16 pm
You got a damn good point. I could care less about the cross nats, but damn I’d spend a weekend in flag drinking and watching this shit. Kansas City? Yeah right……..
tonya on December 15th, 2007 10:24 pm
Todd Sadow should put in a bid. everyone from SoCal would be very happy to go to Flag rather than anywhere in Missouri, or near there. I mean if it has to be cold! But I would be happy in Tucson!
bikesgonewild on December 16th, 2007 12:44 am
…brandy sippin’ weather…
John on December 16th, 2007 2:36 pm
There’s somewhere with better beer & mud than Portland? Do tell.
patrick on December 16th, 2007 4:28 pm
Evil_Bumpkin thats funny.
If thats not funny ‘get the fuck off my planet’/
Goat Boy on December 16th, 2007 5:59 pm
wot about warm beer with mulled spices…..
AND PHILLEY BEAT FOCKIN’ DALLAS!!!!!!!!
cvo on December 16th, 2007 7:12 pm
wheet and pale ale for 4 bucks, not even a pints worth, it took 2 of those before we made a run for a 30 pack of bud heavy and a couple bottles of liquor.
course was awsome
video on zekes’ one eyed view.
big jonny on December 17th, 2007 8:47 pm
They let that shit loose in the frozen northland of Arizona and its gonna look like a fucking bomb went off when we’re done.