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From: Chris
Subject: December 16th mark your calendar
Shawn and Jeff’s birthday Death Race
These two guys named Shawn and Jeff have a birthday a couple days apart. They worked in the same shop for years and talked shit about who is fastest on the street forever. It is now time to prove it once and for all. AND EVERYONE IS INVITEDFixies only….. or go home… on Sunday, December 16th for a birthday celebration.
We start at The Rouge Bar with your bikes locked at 8pm, slam a beer then ride that thing any which way to 4peaks: as long as the rear wheel is fixed… lock your fixie, slam a Kilt Lifter… ride through main campus to the fountain by the MU where a surprise will await then ride to Boulders On Broadway (newest bike friendly bar in town) at the corner of Broadway and Roosevelt and slam another beer then it is an all out sprint to Casey Moore’s… lock it up and first one through the gate wins the glory….. we’ve been talking shit for a long time…. see who wins! Pass the word…. this is fixie racing like Tempe has never experienced………leave your sisters’ pants at home hipsters…….. bring it!
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this is gonna be good.
BSNYC just stopped what he was doing and felt the sudden urge to open up fixedgeargallery.com and start tomorrows sarcasm post.
fixies are gay.
Dr Evil,
lets re-phrase that
“fixie kids are gay”
but the actual bikes are way more fun than should be allowed, talk about using the wrong tool for the job, throw in some beer and you got yourself a good old time
thats what we are aiming for
…and no guys wearing girl pants, cause that is definately gay
fixis arent gay. but the term “fixie” is. i ride a track bike.
ps – sean is gay too.
But, fixies and track bikes are gay.
By the way, so are Jeff and Shawn.
Don’t tell ANYBODY, SERIOUSLY.
well I think you’re all gay. not that theres anything wrong with that.
people who suck at ping pong call it table tennis…. just because you’re afraid to take the brakes off you’re track bike doesn’t mean we don’t ride fixies up and down south mountain…. if you’re a toughie shorts trustafarian in flagstaff bring it in tempe….. we’re waiting………. see you sunday
brakes? track bikes dont have brakes dipshit. brakes are illegal in most velodrome races, brainiac.