Philadelphia Eagles on crack

November
25th

By: big jonny at 10:17 am

Comments: 12 responses

Categories: Billy Penn Project

This is insane.

Bring ’em on: Birds say Pats are beatable
Sure, they have to play “a near-perfect game,” but the Eagles claim to be undaunted in their quest to slay the beastliest, best team in the NFL.

…They’re aware that no one expects them to even be competitive, let alone win the game — a belief reinforced by their status as at least a 22-point underdog.

But the Philadelphia Eagles don’t look at their game against the unbeaten New England Patriots as a pointless exercise. Instead, the Birds see the game tonight (8:15 p.m., TV-Chs. 8, 10; Radio-WEEU/830 AM) as a chance to show there really is a reason the games are played.

I look at it as a pointless exercise. A.J. Feelely’s first start in three years, on the road, against the 10 & 0 Patriots?

I’ll be surprised if Philly covers the spread.

God damn you, Billy Penn.

Share/Save/Bookmark


Comments

12 Responses to “Philadelphia Eagles on crack”

  1. bikesgonewild on November 25th, 2007 10:32 am

    …i’m getting more & more sure that we bet a G on who’s team sucks the most…

    …you remember now, right ???…

  2. latinj on November 25th, 2007 11:05 am

    ….well, at least A.J. Feely can count on a career in porn after football - already has his pornstar name & everything!

  3. john on November 25th, 2007 12:07 pm

    Crack’s not enough. I’d guess that it was a crack-acid speedball washed down with a nice slug of absinthe. Brady will start putting up “fuck you” TD’s midway through the third quarter in this one.

    You think you’ve got troubles? I dragged my ass out of bed this morning only to face a choice between rams/seahawks and raiders/chiefs on the tube. It’s all part of a vast network conspiracy to eradicate interest in the NFL here in the northwest.

  4. da grizz on November 25th, 2007 12:18 pm

    yeah it may look bad for the gulls but think about us poor massholes, we are getting sick of watching the pats destroy everyone; a close game is fun to watch!

  5. AD on November 25th, 2007 7:49 pm

    At this point I would like to thoroughly jinx Big Jon and Philly fans everywhere by congratulating him on his team’s stellar performance so far in this game. It can’t last long, so soak it up big man. . . . at least you’re not a Raiders fan.

    Go Raiders (sometime in the future).

  6. ArmOnFire on November 25th, 2007 7:50 pm

    Hey DaGrizz, you should be careful what you wish for. Birds are looking good, think the Pats are still full from Thursday, keeping the Pats O off the field is keeping the Birds in this game.
    It is fun to watch, as long as the Pats win.

    -Dan in NH

    (Satan Manning sucks. Yankees suck.)

  7. slappy on November 25th, 2007 9:46 pm

    AYAYAYAYAYA callin straightoutta my momz house is NE to say quit yer cryin’ and watch the Eaglez smack TO like a lil beeeeatch siiick

  8. Bush43 on November 25th, 2007 10:08 pm

    It’s all over but the Big Jonny Whine.

  9. bikepunk on November 26th, 2007 4:35 am

    Big Jonny Whine… Classic.

    I fully expect the Eagles to eke out an unbelievable win. But then, what the fuck do I know about your ‘american football.’ ?

    nothing. that’s what.

    Go Whitefish!

  10. devin on November 26th, 2007 6:50 am

    so god dam close.. AJ for eagles quarterback Dovan could not have done a better job. I would have loved for them to win but at least they weren’t blown out………

  11. john on November 26th, 2007 10:12 am

    I guess I’ve pretty much got to stfu.

  12. Les Edwards on November 26th, 2007 12:08 pm

    Damn birds- almost made it.

    I’ve said it before, and here it comes again. I’m glad the soon-to-be NFC Champs from Green Bay won’t have to face NE until the Superbowl.

    Sure liked seeing Moss get held in check. Props to the Eagles. Great effort- shoulda won.

Leave a Reply




XHTML: You can use these tags: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>

Pay-n Take