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7 Responses to “Like I was mowing the grass”

1. bg_cyclist on October 16th, 2007 9:31 pm

   The only reason to shop at yard sales! Random ass shit.

2. John Parker on October 16th, 2007 9:38 pm

   http://www.lawnmowerbob.com/

   BIKE mag photographer Bob Allen’s version

3. desertrunner on October 17th, 2007 2:33 am

   I think if we would have put hamfist on that rig at the state RR last weekend, J.R. might have had a slim chance of beating hammie in the 2 up sprint.

4. EpicPeaks on October 17th, 2007 5:03 am

   I would get so much more yard work done this way, as it stand now the grass is 8″ cause the trails have been too good to ride..

5. cyclovermin on October 17th, 2007 11:14 am

   DANGEROUS FUN

   Thus spake Zarathustra.
   18. Old and Young Women

   WHY stealest thou along so furtively in the twilight, Zarathustra?
   And what hidest thou so carefully under thy mantle?
   Is it a treasure that hath been given thee? Or a child that hath
   been born thee? Or goest thou thyself on a thief’s errand, thou friend
   of the evil?-
   Verily, my brother, said Zarathustra, it is a treasure that hath
   been given me: it is a little truth which I carry.
   But it is naughty, like a young child; and if I hold not its
   mouth, it screameth too loudly.
   As I went on my way alone today, at the hour when the sun declineth,
   there met me an old woman, and she spake thus unto my soul:
   “Much hath Zarathustra spoken also to us women, but never spake he
   unto us concerning woman.”
   And I answered her: “Concerning woman, one should only talk unto
   men.”
   “Talk also unto me of woman,” said she; “I am old enough to forget
   it presently.”
   And I obliged the old woman and spake thus unto her:
   Everything in woman is a riddle, and everything in woman hath one
   solution- it is called pregnancy.
   Man is for woman a means: the purpose is always the child. But
   what is woman for man?
   Two different things wanteth the true man: danger and diversion.
   Therefore wanteth he woman, as the most dangerous plaything.
   Man shall be trained for war, and woman for the recreation of the
   warrior: all else is folly.

   …ETC

6. bikesgonewild on October 17th, 2007 12:37 pm

   …i feel so shallow when i see a paean that is ripped from the depths of some guy who looked at a picture of a chick on a lawnmower bike…

7. bikepunk on October 18th, 2007 3:47 am

   DANGERFUN !

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