Snarlin’ Arlen Specter (R-Twilight Zone) doesn’t know who Jenna Jameson is. Well, actually, he didn’t know who she was, but now he does, because she got a tour of the Capitol on Thursday — reportedly from one of Spector’s minions.
According to “The Sleuth,” a.k.a. Mary Ann Akers of The Washington Post, the adult film industry icon and her sweetheart Tito Ortiz, former Ultimate Fighting Championship light heavyweight champ, got shown around by an aide to Specter, a former district attorney in Philly. Reports Akers:
Specter himself seemed to know nothing of Jameson’s visit. He appeared genuinely clueless when confronted by our colleague Paul Kane, who, bless his heart, was brave enough to query Specter (who didn’t get his nickname, Snarlin’ Arlen for nothing) just off the Senate floor about a rumored meeting he was having with Jameson.
“I don’t recognize that name. Who? General Jameson?” Specter asked.
“No, sir, Jenna. She’s, well, she’s kind of an actress, in, well, uh, the adult film industry,” Kane explained.
“Paul, do you mean pornos?” Specter chuckled.
“Yes, senator, that’s what we’d call it.”
“I don’t think I’m meeting her,” Specter said.
And to the best of our knowledge, he did not.
I wonder whether the underlying problem was that Jenna was (a) a retired porn star; (b) missing two of her most powerful arguments after having breast-reduction surgery, or (c) a Democrat who declared her allegiance to Hillary Rodham Clinton in May. Discuss among yourselves.
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Bush43 on September 23rd, 2007 4:33 pm
I know who she is.
She’s a shriveled up duck, right?
bikesgonewild on September 23rd, 2007 4:46 pm
…with her collagen lips & his steroid bulk, they were dismissed as holistic cyber-creatures…nobody believed they were real…quack, quack…
Bush43 on September 23rd, 2007 5:37 pm
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/08/jenna-jameson-bikini-candids-00.jpg
yep, it’s a duck
DrunkenBiker on September 23rd, 2007 6:16 pm
Ok.
Now imagine Lincoln, Washington, or who ever floats your boat, being asked to meet with this glory hole bitch.
You actually want them to meet and greet?
Granted. Spector ain’t the same caliber but we have to at least pretend before we all check out our coats.
DrunkenBiker on September 23rd, 2007 6:18 pm
+2
bikesgonewild on September 23rd, 2007 6:22 pm
…duh, bikesgonewild, don’t you mean holographic, rather than holistic ???…
…why, yes i do, bikesgonewild, thank you for correcting my stupid mistake…
…no problem, dummy…
bikepunk on September 24th, 2007 1:44 am
Star Trek reference = -14 pts.
I prefer her to be called “The walking, talking Slim Jim.”
http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/02/jenna-jameson-oscar-gala-01.jpg
Also known as Roast Duck.
John on September 24th, 2007 10:18 am
I’m pretty sure that I’d be afraid to be in the same room with that skank without a biohazard suit on one of us.