God damn Eagles

September
18th

By: big jonny at 8:38 pm

Comments: 21 responses

Categories: Billy Penn Project

Oh and Two. Tied with the Giants for the bottom of the NFC East. Last years whipping boy Redskins? Undefeated with Dallas.

Oh, it’s just too much.

Dallas
Washington
Philadelphia
NY Giants
 2  0
 2  0
 0  2
 0  2

Next week - Detroit. Talk about a gimmie… They’d have to pull the equivalent of somehow lipping out an eight-inch putt to fuck that one up.

And I’m sure they’ll find a way.

I picked up a second Billy Penn statue off ebay (the project must go forward) and presented it to my man Brinky over at his famed Garage Mahal football viewing penthouse. It now resides next to what was a photo of his two kids. Till Billy came along anyway.

Billy Penn looking eastward

It’s all about sacrifice. Sacrifice and drinking. And then some.


Comments

21 Responses to “God damn Eagles”

  1. John on September 18th, 2007 9:22 pm

  2. trib01 on September 18th, 2007 9:50 pm

    Detroit by 4, mark it down.

  3. bikesgonewild on September 18th, 2007 10:38 pm

    …i’m not gonna make any jokes here…this is serious shit !…

  4. -Al on September 18th, 2007 10:52 pm

    I feel your pain homes..
    McNabb.. C’mon man.
    Losing to fucking Washington?! That just hurts.
    I agree big J. Next week, if our boys fuck that one up.. I mean Detroit? “Gimme” is an understatement.
    Keep the faith bro.
    -Al

  5. J.V. Morton on September 18th, 2007 11:15 pm

    Take comfort that you don’t live in Kansas.
    Chiefs fans are a lot like hippies… they smell like failure, but, without the stench of patchouli.

  6. bikepunk on September 19th, 2007 2:43 am

    Not sure if it will help, but you get me one of those Billy Penns, I’ll get it as high as I can here in Munich.

    AVG elevation is just over 1703 feet, but I think I can do better.

  7. sommerfliesby on September 19th, 2007 3:50 am

    Sorry Big Johnny, but Detroit is 2-0 and LEADING our division! And hey…it might suck that the Eagles lose, but at least you HAVE a quarterback…we’re stuck with Rex Grossman here!

  8. devin on September 19th, 2007 5:05 am

    the liedowns have been looking good….And that is hard for me to say…

  9. schultzenstein on September 19th, 2007 7:25 am

    If he lived today old Billy Penn would certainly be getting tasered like that FL student. It’s great to have security but WTF? I mean, if he started running for the stage because he didn’t like an answer I could see them taking him down. . .

  10. KBrooks on September 19th, 2007 7:52 am

    Meanwhile, on the other side of PA, our football team is kicking some ass and making it look like practice. Plus we have the most badass-looking coach.

    Coming to Interbike? We’re bringing some PA-made suds to heal your football pain…

  11. Dont Taser Me Bro! on September 19th, 2007 9:58 am

    a dude died at that game

    courierpostonline.com

  12. cwbyker on September 19th, 2007 10:42 am

    Hail to the Redskins!!!!
    Boy we got lucky.
    Detroit is 2-0 and looking good, this could be a closer game than you think.

    good luck!

  13. GeWilli on September 19th, 2007 10:43 am

    some’tin naggin in the back of my head that he ain’t the first dude to die at an Eagles game…

    or maybe it was a steelers game…

    somewhat recent… (last couple years)

    head full of too much crap to remember…

    but…

    here this is the deal, Lions vs Skins in the NFC champ game!

  14. t-bone on September 19th, 2007 1:27 pm

    Detroit (2-0) v. Philly (0-2)

    I just had to see that in black and white.

    Go Lions!!!

    But the better question is who will win Mt. Graham this weekend?

  15. DrunkenBiker on September 19th, 2007 3:14 pm

    Instead of shelling out good coin on Penn figurines, why not just change the color scheme of this site to the Eagles colors and see if that helps.

    It’ll certainly help me cause I won’t have to argue with my cube mate that I’m NOT visiting a gay porn site every time I come here.

  16. cwbyker on September 19th, 2007 9:58 pm

    The guy in ques. is a gentlemen in Pitsburgh a two years ago whom had a heart attack in a bar while watching the Steelers vs. the Colts playoff game. When Bettis fumbled the ball on the goaline in the fourth quarter it was too much for the old boy to bear.

    This pour sap in Philli didn’t even have a playoff game or T.O. to blame for the incident. At least he went watching his favorite team.

  17. Carl Hungus on September 20th, 2007 12:25 am

    Ah, the Eagles have been having their way with the Skins for so long it hurts. A lot has been made of the rivalry between the Skins and the Cowboys over the years, but the Ginats and especially the Eagles have really played the role of Skins spoilers over the past 15 years.

    If things don’t turn around soon, both Reid and McNabb are going to be hightailing it out of town. Might be time for that change … might be good for all parties.

  18. sommerfliesby on September 20th, 2007 3:49 am

    We’ll take McNabb back here in Chicago…he played HS ball about 10 miles from my house. You guys can have Sexy Rexy in trade!

  19. jesus christo on September 20th, 2007 7:35 am

    Hey trying being a Chicago fan. at least you QB is coming off summer recovery. My guy throws interceptions like christian leaders fuck little boys….every chance he can get. Shit my girlfriend can now talk shit to me cause her wrinkled old QB (Favre) uses a god damn walker and still out throws my guy.

  20. Les Edwards on September 20th, 2007 7:39 am

    The vaunted People of Cheese squankered the Eagles with superior defense, sepcial teams and NO OFFENSE. Packers 2-0.

    Kitna and the Lions are an aberration, and yes, sommerfliesby, Rex is a joke. We laugh all the time around here (hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee- it’s endlessly entertaining).

    McNabb is the real deal. If, for some odd reason, he actually landed in Chi-town, there would be an instant dynasty in the NFC Norris.

    Get over it, Birds fans. Your bitching is premature.

  21. GeWilli on September 20th, 2007 9:43 am

    cwbyker, thanks… that’s the story i was remembering so wrongly!

    Eagles and Giants… the pre Dan i’m a little fucking boy Snyder days are all but forgotten are then?

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