With all the thinly veiled drug references on the site of late, I thought it appropriate I mention that I woke up a 4:20 this Continue reading When in Rome
I sat in the garage tonight, amongst the bikes. Some are the greatest things I’ve ever thrown a leg over. And some ain’t worth a Continue reading They are my friends
I was transporting merchandise between two stores yesterday in a clapped out van, staring out the windshield and thinking of reasons not to drive straight Continue reading Billary
I spend last Sunday in hiding. I avoided the telephone and internet, and most people truthfully, until the magic hour of 2:00 pm. For that Continue reading Hump Day and then some
A whole lot has been written on this site lately, mostly in the comment section following bikepunk’s George Carlin is awesome post, regarding the concept Continue reading Drunkcyclist, our worst critics prefer to stay.
Carlin on God Bless America I still can’t manage to embed crap on this site. Don’t know why, I guess Im just retarded. I Continue reading George Carlin is awesome.
Today makes five days in a row riding to work this week. And on five different bikes no less. I might be starting a trend. Continue reading Happy Friday
I’m walking to work the other morning, I’m late, the sickness is just kicking in. Going back to bed seems like an excellent idea. At Continue reading Fuck that
The one: You haven’t touched a bike all week. You’ve been drinking like a fish. You’re coming in a bit heavy. The two: My wife Continue reading Hump Day
I can’t believe the “re-name big gay randy” thing was back in 2001. Man, we’re getting old. It seems Randy is sick and tired of Continue reading Diggin’ in the crates
I have this seething temper that tends to get the best of me on occasion. Most of the time I can keep it in check, Continue reading How dare you, Sir.
Teacher: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several Continue reading Talent