What I drive past every day Avalanche, Armada, Navigator. All Black. All sitting on twenties. There is even a Porsche in there somewhere. A black Continue reading What I drive past every day
So I’m driving down one of Phoenix’s many fine roadways this morning, spending an hour behind the wheel as I often do. I got passed Continue reading Fries with that?
Small packages Cigarettes are never as fun as you think they’ll be when you light one up. Nothing but disappointment in a small package. The Continue reading Small packages
I rode a bicycle on Sunday. For an hour. I choose the Surly Steamroller to be the first bike I built up out of the Continue reading And so I rode…
One time out on the road, a few years ago, when I actually rode a bike more than once every two weeks (yeah, it’s that Continue reading Eight the hard way
Overheard at the bike shop: “What’d he call me?” “Vanilla.” “Why’d he call me Vanilla?” “I dunno. Some kind of put down I guess. Trying Continue reading The greatest of all time.
With all the thinly veiled drug references on the site of late, I thought it appropriate I mention that I woke up a 4:20 this Continue reading When in Rome
recently the wife and i went to austin to share in the ever so pleasant nuptials of two friends. this is us (mostly me) on Continue reading recently i went to austin…
This cow eats cash We couldn’t figure out our phone bill. long distance calls remained unclaimed every month. No one would say, “That was mine.” Continue reading Thursday’s Poem – This cow eats cash
You know what I’d really like? Some time to work on some new stories. And poems. And maybe even some laundry. And that bottle of Continue reading My reputation
A quandary I was standing in front of the towel machine, the type that only allows so much of the magic fabric to advance before Continue reading A quandary
Teacher: I see your talents have gone beyond the mere physical level. Your skills are now at the point of spiritual insight. I have several Continue reading Talent