ColoRADo trail race in 30 minutes

Posted on January 2, 2017 by dirty biker

The Colorado trail is, without a doubt, one of the most amazing linkups of singletrack in the mountains you will ever experience. The section from Silverton to Durango holds a special place in my heart. Nearly 2 decades ago, it introduced this punk kid from New York to what REAL mountains were. It got me hooked, and I have chased that big mountain high ever since. Continue reading ColoRADo trail race in 30 minutes→

2016: And that, as they say, was that

Posted on December 31, 2016 by Wrighteous

It wasn’t all bad. The prevailing theme for the Internet’s end-of-year thinkpieces is pretty clear. Everyone thinks 2016 was a bust, pointing to the election Continue reading 2016: And that, as they say, was that→

Pulled 90 Miles Out of My Ass Today

Posted on December 29, 2016 by Cupcake

I woke up this morning and wanted to ride bikes. To be fair, I wake up every morning and want to ride bikes, but today Continue reading Pulled 90 Miles Out of My Ass Today→

Because Bikes and Beers

Posted on December 27, 2016 by dirty biker

Bikes and beers. Some folks get, some folks don’t. These kids get it. Continue reading Because Bikes and Beers→

Bullshit You Don’t Need For The Holidays (Vol. 3)

Posted on December 20, 2016 by Cupcake

Here it comes, at you like a wrecking ball (sup Miley?). The week many will choose to celebrate the birth of homie Jesus Christ, going on Continue reading Bullshit You Don’t Need For The Holidays (Vol. 3)→

Go ahead, be that guy.

Posted on December 16, 2016 by scandinavian.jesus

My office Holiday party was last night. Many of you are probably going to one soon if you haven’t already. Maybe it’s tonight even. What Continue reading Go ahead, be that guy.→

Analog Iceland

Posted on November 30, 2016 by dirty biker

I took a little point and shoot 35mm film camera on the ride with me and recently I revisited the photos. I didn’t care much for them when I first got back so I just put them in a stack with all the other mediocre photos. But looking back at them now, they evoke so many great memories. I feel these images, in all their grainy imperfection, really capture the vast emptiness of the highlands and some of the dramatic beauty of the Icelandic landscape. Continue reading Analog Iceland→

The booze don’t care.

Posted on November 25, 2016 by dirty biker

I have developed a soft spot for Sotol over the years and West Texas/Chihuahua is the place to find it. In all its peppery, smokey gut rotting goodness. I love every drop. Continue reading The booze don’t care.→

Good doin’ in a time of no good.

Posted on November 17, 2016 by Danimal

Seriously though, it’s not like the fucking world is coming to an end. Well for a bit I thought it was, but that was before Continue reading Good doin’ in a time of no good.→

Happy Drunkcyclist Day! – Time to Find the Time.

Posted on November 7, 2016 by dirty biker

What the hell just happened? I blinked and another year has gone by. It’s November again and that means it’s time for us to lift Continue reading Happy Drunkcyclist Day! – Time to Find the Time.→

Rectum, damn near killed ’em.

Posted on September 18, 2016 by Cupcake

I was at the grocery store today because Sunday reasons and while standing in line to pay money for items I wanted to purchase, a sweet Continue reading Rectum, damn near killed ’em.→

Tuesdays with Dirty: Outlive the Bastards

Posted on September 13, 2016 by dirty biker

“One final paragraph of advice: do not burn yourselves out. Be as I am – a reluctant enthusiast…a part-time crusader, a half-hearted fanatic… Continue reading Tuesdays with Dirty: Outlive the Bastards→

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